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The most Outrageous Advice podcast you've ever heard.
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The Wife Swappin' Blues
Keywords:
gummies, stamina, intimate moments, childhood crushes, TV characters, perception, foreplay, attractiveness, preferences, celebrities, resemblance, 4/20, comedy shows, musicals, collaboration, rap, rock, funny anecdotes, 4/20, chores, stoned, scary documentary, nuclear testing, games, tattoo contest, coworker, divorce, tattoos, funny tattoos, strange tattoos, 80s music, Sister Christian, losing virginity, songs, music, 80s, 90s, trade, relationships, infidelity, podcast, movies, cancer, death, personal experiences, Mad Max, Trainspotting
Sound Bites
"With Tantra and Stamina, we went for at least three hours today.""Are you done yet? Let's go.""Did you ever do edging where you tried to get close and then back off?""Silver spoons, that was it, yeah.""Katie looks more like Janet from 3's Company""Yeah, we're number two. So we try harder.""Don't you get stoned doing the chores? Aren't chores so much better when you're stoned?""We detonated a thousand nuclear bombs in our country""I have an opportunity to fuck her""Can you imagine being on a third or fourth date and you finally, you know, you get to it and you're doing some doggy style and you're looking down and there's some other guy's name right there?""What the hell is Sister Christian even about?""I lost my virginity at the church. I had, I lost my virginity before that. But it's great if she thinks that.""Oh, I was saying back to life, back to reality.""Fritz Peterson, Yankees pitcher who was involved in an unusual quote unquote trade dies at 82.""Jojo, oh no!""Fuck you, cancer.""That karma, oh thank god it missed me.""Even Joe is surprised that he's still alive."Participate
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Hiding The Sex Swing From The Kids
Sound Bites
"The algorithm rewards accounts that are very similar.""The warm weather in Florida keeps the crazies outside.""Many people from our hometown have had limited life experiences.""We eat most of our meals in bed""Craftmatic: Slowly lowering the bed as the food digests""Using a hanging chair to hide a sex swing""Technically ketamine is a horse tranquilizer.""You cannot get quaaludes anymore. They stopped making them.""Getting the cops involved is always the worst thing to do.""Any sexual activity? There's some people who get off on some pretty mundane shit, right?""Okay, next question. Team, I need your help navigating a contentious issue with my wife.""You should just get every time she drives, you just completely f****d up in the passenger seat.""She's not gonna park with him in the car again. I'm just telling you that. Well, he fucked up.""Your relationship's over. So pretty much, yeah, I actually don't apologize. Don't do anything. You're done.""Can you believe they did that? It's fucking Easter.""Do you ever think about monetary policy? Well, let me tell you a little bit.""Yeah, I used to cheat at shoots and ladders, you know, but just to make it go faster because I hated that game so much.""No, no, no."Participate
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Keywords
Instagram algorithms, Florida stereotypes, hometown experiences, mountain biking, eating in bed, adjustable bed, illness, sinus infection, sex swing, hiding in plain sight, bananas, ripeness, animal medications, drugs, family member, pet abuse, conservative Christian beliefs, sexual activities, parallel parking, contentious issues, relationships, advice, humor, parking etiquette, relationship dynamics, Joe Biden, Trans Day of Visibility, dance lessons, monetary policy, acting, confronting, betting, sports
Chapters
00:00Introduction and Starting with the Most Boring
07:03The Impact of Leaving Your Hometown
15:46The Thrills and Risks of Mountain Biking
30:10Addressing Concerns about Pet Abuse
36:34Nostalgia for the Drug Culture of the Past
43:36Navigating Contentious Issues
53:36Using Humor to Diffuse Tense Situations
01:03:39Katie's Dance Lessons: A Humorous Journey
01:11:23False Claims and Challenging Conversations
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Twink in a Box
Keywords
tattoos, biohazard symbol, charm bracelet tattoos, spy, happy pills, childhood memories, interview, childhood, girlfriend, resemblance, gray hair, spy, controversy, fingering dogs' anal glands, Legoland, Disney World, party, infidelity, swinging, mistaken identity, guns, appearance, attraction, intimacy, fashion, style, acting, transformation, relationship advice, The Cure, Robert Smith, dressing for comfort, artists, setlist, drummer, book, stuck in an era, makeover contest, Jojoism, Scientology, Mugshawties, attraction, psycho chicks, gold star lesbians, sexual experiences, Pittsburgh Pirates, baseball stadiums
Takeaways
Burt's tattoos and the suggestion of getting a biohazard symbol tattooedThe idea of getting charm bracelet tattoos and Burt getting a tattoo related to his showThe hosts joking about Burt being a spyThe effects of taking happy pillsChildhood memories and Tim imagining Burt as a child involved in illegal activities Childhood experiences can shape our personalities and comfort levels with different age groups.Perceptions of attractiveness can vary, but it's important to appreciate and feel confident in our own appearances.Some dog breeds may require anal gland expression for their health and comfort.Controversial topics can spark lively discussions and differing opinions among friends.Sharing personal anecdotes and experiences can create a fun and engaging conversation. Infidelity can happen even in the most unexpected situations, such as at a party with friends.Communication and honesty are crucial in navigating complex relationship dynamics.Sometimes, misunderstandings and mistaken identities can lead to awkward and humorous situations.Humor can be a coping mechanism in dealing with uncomfortable or embarrassing experiences. Appearance can play a role in attraction and intimacy in a relationship.It's important to find a balance between personal style and keeping up with current fashion trends.Acting requires the ability to transform into different characters and personas.When addressing a partner's outdated fashion choices, it's important to approach the topic with sensitivity and find a compromise.Introducing new styles in a playful and lighthearted way can help encourage a partner to update their wardrobe. The hosts discuss The Cure's setlist from a past concert and reminisce about their love for the band.They talk about artists who are stuck in a certain era and the importance of evolving as an artist.The conversation takes a humorous turn with discussions about dressing up and a fictional makeover contest.They touch on the topics of Jojoism and Scientology, highlighting the eccentricities of certain belief systems.The hosts end the conversation by talking about Mugshawties, an Instagram account featuring mugshots. Attraction can sometimes be inexplicable, even when it goes against one's usual preferences.Labels can limit our experiences and prevent us from exploring new possibilities.It's important to communicate openly and honestly about desires and boundaries in sexual relationships.Baseball stadiums, such as PNC Park in Pittsburgh and Camden Yards, offer beautiful views and unique experiences for fans. Alternate Titles
Burt the SpyThe Effects of Happy Pills Childhood Memories and InterviewsThe Girlfriend from Elementary School Using Humor as a Coping MechanismAwkward and Humorous Mistaken Identity Stories The Role of Appearance in Attraction and IntimacyAddressing Outdated Fashion Choices in a Relationship The Cure and NostalgiaJojoism and Scientology The Charm of Baseball StadiumsExploring New Sexual Experiences
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G.W.A. (Gingers with Attitudes)
Takeaways
Using TV shows as distractions can be helpful for parents.Parenting can be challenging and sometimes requires creative solutions.Taking care of pets, including expressing anal glands, can be a unique experience.Haircuts can be a source of frustration and anxiety for some people. Haircuts can be a source of drama and upset, especially when they don't turn out as expected.Understanding and empathizing with your partner's emotions, even if you don't personally relate to them, is important in a relationship.Conflicting emotions can arise when something you love also causes problems or inconvenience.Having outdoor cats can lead to conflicts with neighbors and unwanted animals in your yard.Experimenting with nicotine can have unexpected side effects, and it's important to be mindful of dosage and potential reactions.Using drugs or alcohol to avoid emotions can be a red flag and may indicate a need for healthier coping mechanisms.Tattoos can be a fun and creative way to express oneself, but it's important to consider the design and location carefully.Engaging in friendly competitions or contests with friends can add excitement and humor to relationships.Researching and discussing celebrity tattoos can be a fun and entertaining activity.Friendships can be strengthened through shared experiences and inside jokes. Family dynamics can be complex and lead to animosity and tension.Insults and jokes can be a form of bonding and humor among friends and family.Sibling relationships can be both supportive and challenging.Embarrassing situations can create humorous and memorable moments.Opinions about oneself and others can vary, but ultimately, it's important to appreciate and support each other.The concept of the multiverse raises questions about alternate realities and the impact of different life decisions.Participate
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Are You A Picker Or A Blower?
Takeaways
Allergies can cause various symptoms, including rashes and other discomforts.Taking care of pets after surgery requires special attention and medication.The high cost of medications is a common concern for many people.Deciding whether to disclose COVID-19 status depends on the situation and the people involved.Gross habits and personal experiences can be a source of humor and entertainment. Tattoos can have personal meanings and symbolize new beginnings or embracing the unknown.Getting a tattoo can be a unique and sometimes painful experience, but the end result can be rewarding.Involving listeners in choosing tattoos can be a fun and interactive way to engage with the audience.Tattoos can spark conversations and create memorable moments. Suspicions of poisoning in a relationship should be taken seriously and addressed with caution.Investigating the suspicion and gathering evidence can help determine the truth.Motives for poisoning can vary, and it's important to consider the dynamics of the relationship.Extreme measures, such as framing or revenge, may not be the best solutions and can lead to further complications.Questioning someone's sanity should be done with care and consideration.Honest and mean observations can provide valuable feedback, but it's important to balance honesty with kindness and respect. Sovereign citizens are individuals who reject the authority of the government and believe they are not subject to its laws.Calling parents 'mommy' and 'daddy' as adults can be seen as a turn-off for some people.Dealing with these issues in a relationship requires open communication and finding a compromise that both partners are comfortable with.
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Chapters
00:00Discussion about rashes and symptoms
00:33Sharing personal experiences with allergies
01:11Conversation about pets and their health
02:23Casual conversation about TV shows and video games
03:08Discussion about the pharmaceutical industry
03:30Talking about the high cost of medications
04:04Preparing for a new job
04:28Deciding whether to disclose COVID-19 status
05:27Humorous conversation about gross habits
06:41Sharing gross stories from the past
08:01Discussion about nose picking and other habits
09:24Sharing personal experiences with nose picking
11:18Humorous conversation about personal habits
12:36Reactions to Bert's Tattoo
13:19Interpreting the Tattoo
14:03Discussion about the Tattoo Design
16:13Getting the Tattoo
18:14Guessing the Tattoo Design
21:27Meaning of the Tattoo
22:07Embracing New Endeavors
23:03Possible Tattoo Ideas
26:30Involving Listeners in Choosing a Tattoo
27:31Humorous Stories about Tattoos
28:03Suspected Poisoning
29:01Investigating the Suspicion
30:03Possible Motives
31:07Framing the Husband
32:22Revenge and Extreme Measures
33:07Questioning the Listener's Sanity
34:19Gary's Honest and Mean Observations
41:05Tim's Theme Music Critique
42:44The Chocolate Mishap
43:01Phil Collins Hatred
43:17Sharing is Caring
43:22Constructive Criticism
44:00The Impact of Tim's Voiceovers
44:12The Yikes Reaction
44:33The Effect of Tim's Dislike for Phil Collins
45:03The Ruination of Phil Collins
45:2180s Schmaltz and Tim's Hatred
45:52The Impact of Tim's Reactions
46:11Dealing with Criticism
46:24The Shroom Chocolate Incident
48:23Apologizing and Moving On
49:02Labeling Everything
50:13Eating in the Bathroom
51:48The Brazil Story
52:58Alternative Strategies
54:34Using Science and Data
55:36Passive Aggressive Labeling
56:26Taking an Offensive Approach
57:08The State of Public Bathrooms
57:12Sovereign Citizens
57:53Bizarre Moment with Sovereign Citizen
01:03:13Calling Parents 'Mommy' and 'Daddy'
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