Chapped Juliane Popelka

Well....if I didn't predict my own fate by making light of these contestants obvious lack of employment.  But my job less is your joy gain because there's literally no excuse for me to miss episodes.  Like my contestants, "I'm taking some me time." As such, I'm giving you what you want.  Hard hitting, live action, play coverage of the world's most disappointing cooking show: Chopped.



Listening highlights:


a michael jackson nose
prophecies of unemployment
somebody's fetish
when dwayne "the rock" johnson was just "the rock"
I hope you understand my hand gesture references
my sad bowls
what they can do with food nowadays
reuben's self esteem issues




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Well what terrible timing to fall off a regular schedule with releasing this program - someone shared the show and I got hundreds of unique IP addresses streaming this hot, intense action in one day.  Then life happened and I shit everywhere and missed April.  But that's neither here nor there as today we talk tacos and as usual - are let down and turned off by what we take in.

Hot topics:


what the internet can do
stems on
ram-a-jammin it
when is a good time for Josh to roll play as a warlock?
a glaring continuity error
what my listeners expect
a perfect description of baby corn
different ways to self soothe
put that fucking finger away
nothing funny only the real deal



Someone took notes during the editing phase...didn't she....


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Your best friend is back.  Your best friend is taking you gambling.  Craving a weekend in Vegas?  Well how about an episode of Chapped centered around some nasty ingredients and a few contestants obvious gambling addictions in this "Casino Royale" themed episode.



Listening highlights:

Long wieners

The additive properties of the color wheel

My cat's poo

Bottom thirds

Don't get me wrong

But my nut cheese!




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Welcome to the  New Year.  Or, if you are a like us, welcome to the beginning of the end of the lunar year.  Just like the old gypsy foretold, today is a day where we take it back to our roots.  The original Chopped kitchen, regular shitty cooking and the usual crew loaded up with Botox.



Some crucial show highlights: 

Rony's many special gifts.

Disrespect served up on a plate.

Undressed arugula.

How wrong I was.








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What did you want?  Did you want DOGS?  Well, you got them with this fun episode of Chopped where there are cooking food for a dog.  They also have to make human food but not surprisingly, the dog and his enjoyment takes the cake (no culinary pun intended).



Highlights:

Surface piercings

My light and my bushel

Amanda's jacket

Chris' dog's dick


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Trigger warning: this is an episode.  Also, I chose to go rogue and not duck the volume of my reactions because I wanted you to know it is real.  There are some very serious issues discussed this week.  Issues like:



Nico's beauty but also his receding hairline.

Mr. Peanut from the front

3D puzzle

War




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