5 episodes
Clear and Parent Danger ClearAndParentDanger
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- Komedie
Drowning in poop, vomit, and Peppa Pig and don't have time and attention span to watch Poldark? Then join us here on Clear and Parent Danger. We have a combined over eight years' experience in not knowing what the hell we're doing, but we have eight years' worth of horror stories to make you feel better when it's the third night in a row of toast for dinner. So stay in your dressing gown, hide in the pantry eating Tim-Tams, and put on an episode of Clear and Parent Danger and marvel and how clueless we all are in the face of the awesome power of the newborns and jerk toddlers.
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Party!!!!!!
From invites, to cakes (yes, the Women's Weekly Cookbook ones!), to balloons, to the second worst cat story ever told, this week's episode has everything you want to know about kids' birthday parties. We didn't cover day drinking, but it's pretty common knowledge where we stand, lean, stumble, and fall over on that.
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Social Media
Parents on social media are the worst. We look at the worst of it and also give you some tips to not come across as such an insufferable parent. Seriously, some of the stories we have are amazingly tonedeaf trainwrecks.
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Keeping a Sense of Self
Welcome to our first ever episode! This week we cover how to survive having kids without sacrificing your entire personality. It's difficult to remember who you are, or once were when you're knee-deep in poop, vomit, and Peppa Pig, but we'll help you navigate your way through with booze, caffeine, and the internet.
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Sleep: what is it?
It never happens. We can never get enough. The kids repeatedly interrupt us. Yes, we are talking about sleep. Marvel at how you ever felt tired before kids and squandered all that kid-free time, by foolishly being awake. What suckers we all were. We've bleeped some swearing.
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Kids TV
From a secret lovechild in Fireman Sam, to conspiracy theories concerning the ferryman on the River Styx from In the Night Garden, we tackle the big issues contained in kids TV and why Hey Duggee is just the very best.