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The end of this episode is real bad in the audio department and if we continued to try and fix it, it might never air. So apologies for not only the delay, but also the quality of the last 20 minutes. Maybe we'll try to make up for it in the new year...
This week, we dive back into the 80's for a quotable mess that we love. We also welcome back guest and good friend, Mike.
Spoilers ahead.
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Theme music: "Monsters" by Gothminister
Interlude music: "The Future Soon" by Jonathan Coulton
Background music: The Tomorrow War Soundtrack

Hosted by yet another bug: Chris.
Maggots are gross. This is a universal truth. Our subject today, isn't. He's actually kind of rad. He just got the raw end of the deal in many regards.
Advice to players: C O N S U M E
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Theme music: "Great Lakes Avengers" by Kirby Krackle

Happy Halloween!
In our continued effort to actually do something unique for this, the spookiest of holidays, we jump into an even shorter media than the 22-minute episode we covered last year.
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Theme music: "Monsters" by Gothminister
Music: "Thriller" by Michael Jackson

This week, we check out the straight-to-streaming blockbuster that probably shouldn't have. We also welcome our second guest and good friend, Mike, to talk about this sci-fi shlop.
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Theme music: "Monsters" by Gothminister
Interlude music: "The Future Soon" by Jonathan Coulton
Background music: The Tomorrow War Soundtrack

Just like last year, we're celebrating our anniversary by bringing you a whole bunch of nonsense inspired by the movies of the previous season.
This time around we really started thinking outside of the box and have some fun things in store, including a whole mess of player options! If you enjoy this, please consider supporting us on our Patreon for more!
The episode is a little late due to some technical difficulties.
Advice to players: Now your DM has a method of lighting any and every monster you fight on fire. You're welcome.
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Two years seems like too long to be stubbornly releasing these still and yet here we are. It's been a bumpy year and we're already off to a rocky start for year three with a late release but that won't stop us! We're going to keep on trucking with Alien³!
Spoilers ahead.
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Theme music: "Monsters" by Gothminister
Interlude music: "Fury Oh Fury" by Nico Vega
Background music: The Alien 3 Soundtrack