Dreaming of Footpaths Sarah
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RUNNER & TRIATHLETE: I’m a previously lardy girl who has swapped doner kebabs for trainers. It’s just as pricey but better for my waistline. Plus I end up with a lot less garlic sauce down my front. Based in Warwickshire, England
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The Runner Truffle-Shuffle
… Yep. The combination of sweat and skin on my tummy had given me what I like to call ‘The Runner-Truffle-Shufffle’. Or possibly ‘The Ruffle’ for short.
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Learning Circus Skills: Do Not Wee on a Trapeze
Plate spinning. Maybe a go on a unicycle. Face painting? Clown walking? I wasn’t too sure about the other things but I reckoned I could definitely do the clown walking. Maybe there would also be custard pies to throw (read: eat).
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Why I can't Wear Vibrams: This Little Piggy Went to the Sweetie Shop
I ordered myself a pair of VibramFiveFingers running shoes. I’d always wanted to try them and had visions of being like Barefoot Ted – but with boobs.
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27 Running Rules: No Mucus on Fellow Runners & Winking Using Your Arse
Running is easy, right? Right leg, left leg ... and repeat! NO! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!! There are a set of rules – unwritten until now – that require careful adherence. Should you flout these rules, you will get leg-humped by a Rottweiler on your next run while being get chafed under the armpits by your new cotton t-shirt and having to fling your boobs over your shoulder. Read on ....
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Race Pics: Undead Pensioner Filter
Why tomorrow is ‘Push a Hot Runner in a Hedge’ Day
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Yeovil Montacute Parkrun: There May Be Ditches Ahead
Fortunately & Unfortunately …