Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy We make burgers out of your sacred cows

What will happen to Dumpster Fire if Biden is reelected? What will the kids do if TikTok is really banned? Who will use a flamethrowing robot dog to cook a turkey? Are the kids and the furries teaming up to troll us all?
0:00 - What Is Happening
6:35 - Senile-In-Chief
14:02 - Get Rekt, China
15:45 - Sheath Underwear
17:56 - Weather
18:22 - Get Rekt, Big Tech
20:30 Dumpster Diving
22:56 - Bridget Appearances
26:26 - Breaking Bridget
35:05 - Phetasy News
37:56 - The Internet Is Glorious
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Is it humanly possible to find and unbiased jury for Trump? Who just discovered you can't threaten public officials to their faces without consequences? What will an entire generation of female athletes have to do to fix women's sports? What does Bridget have saved for the apocalypse?
0:00 - Troll Indicted
4:03 - F*ck Around And Find Out
7:01 - Patriarchy So Crafty
9:56 - Weather
10:56 - Siri, Please Take My Life
13:17 - BON CHARGE
14:34 - Dumpster Diving
17:39 - Breaking Bridget
22:16 - Phetasy News
22:46 - The Internet Is Glorious
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A lot of on-the-fly changes on this one.
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All the promises the politicians are making in order to stay in power, the Juice is no longer loose, being Moon Pilled and Bridget's strange visceral hatred.
0:00 - Old-In-Chief
5:42 - This F*ckin' Guy
10:44 - Sheath Underwear
11:54 - Cool Science Sh*t
20:02 - Weather
20:24 - You're Not Crazy
22:00 - Gen Z Discovers
24:50 - HaHa Hot Sauce
25:44 - Dumpster Diving
30:16 - Breaking Bridget
40:02 - Phetasy News
42:04 - The Internet Is Glorious
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The most perfect description of an Erehwon you’ve ever heard.
New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 4/14/24
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Elon's Neuralink goes live, the only proper use of "they/them," JK Rowling should be President of the World, and Bridget reminisces about Mad Dog 2020.
0:00 - Chickens Come Home To Roost
5:48 - My Nemesis Is At It Again
7:42 - WOMEN!
9:25 - RIP Lizzo
11:26 - What Is Happening?
14:20 - Weather
14:47 - BON CHARGE
16:07 - Parade of Morons
19:45 - Gen Z Discovers
21:30 - Dumpster Diving
22:32 - Breaking Bridget
27:06 - Phetasy News
29:07 - The Internet Is Glorious

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