Dungeon Babies Catacomb Party

It's a very special, totally not last-minute, holiday helping of festive fantasy foreplay! In what may be our (questionably) sexiest episode yet, we somehow manage to make tabletop roleplaying less comfortable than a family dinner with your problematic inlaws.

Aye, here be a nugget o' gold for ye earholes, mate. This one has it all: pets, piracy, and a blatant disregard for consistent formatting. You can literally hear us barely trying.

A delicious, blood-fueled trip into the heart of an impregnable fortress, complete with treacherous terrain, disorienting mazes, and a wyvern-riding dog fight through cold unforgiving skies. Who's hungry?

You know that famous show where the angry police chief always tells their trouble-hungry detectives to play this one by the book? No, seriously, if you know what show that's from, please email us. We definitely stole it, we aren't sure where from.

Guest baby John Graham joins Josh and Mathr on an expedition to hunt down and capture the most shagadelic creatures in the multi-verse, baby! Yeah!

Josh and Mathr recount their shared love for M. Night's inimitable masterpiece and promptly proceed to cop its style.