Fan Fiction Alyssa Davis & Reilly Willson

"Heavy Metal!" with Special Guest Lanny Fox! Bite Sized children. Enemy Crabs. Sarcasm virgins. Hagrid forms a heavy metal rock band. Luna, Dumbledore, Mcgonagall, Aragog, Hermione, and Hermione’s Breasts join and set off to conquer the world.

"I'll Burn Your House Down" with Special Guest Ashley Everhart! Lisa Needs Braces, JD from Scrubs, GILFs. Dumbledore sings the new classic club BOP “On My Head.”

"Motorboating Underwater" with Special Guest Nick Candido! Hot mermaids. POWERFUL breasts. Cthulu. The band plays their first gig in Atlantis.  Hermione sings the Magic School Bus theme in its entirety. Spank a Plankton, Y’all.

"The Irish Will Sue" with Special Guest Mary Clohan! The Random Irish Man, Spinning Bird Kicks, Nuns.  The Magic School Bus runs over a lot of people on the beach and Hagrid sings a mournful song.  They get into a bar fight with...every single person in Ireland.

"Zombie Strippers! Zombie Strippers!" with Special Guest Alex Turner! Cheese-eating surrender babiez!, a zebra sex line, redheaded virility.  Hagrid and the Schoolgurlz push their way onto the stage of the Moulin Rouge.  Dumbledore sings “On the Wings of a Hippogriff.” Everyone thinks Ron is sexy. 

"Oh No, The Plot!  Part 1" with Special nGuest Eli Mandel! AU Starfox boiz, Bella Swan Orgasm, Sailor Earth.  Hagrid and the Schoolgurlz gets META as we go to the self-aware city of Fan Fiction, California. We meet all sorts of other Fan Fiction characters.  Hagrid and Voldemort get into a good ole fashioned sing off.  Voldemort forms his own band: Midnight Xtasy.
*select sounds from zapsplat.com