Incredibly Strange Views Joshua Scott Hotchkin

Read: An Unwanted American Disability Sex Act
Read: What Lovely Antibodies You Have My Dear

Read: It Used To Come In Bricks With Little Orange Worms

Read: Four Cows Being Milked By Mimes In A Submarine While A Naked Woman Sings The Battle Hymn Of The Republic

I promise I will slow down with the incontinence references at some point.

Read: Punched In The Soul

Read: Setting The Cruise Control To The Speed Of Social Cohesion

Read: Basically This Is All You Need To Know About Life

Arriving home from a Hum show in 1997 to find my girlfriend having relations with a member of Slipknot, and the brief war that followed; and a fictional magazine article about a guy who is immortalized by the words, "Bro, my balls!"

Read: She Thinks She Missed the Train to Mars, She's Out Back Blowing Slipknot

Read: Alas, The True Story of the Most Famous Mic Bomb Ever

For this episode I decided to change things up, and instead of memoirs and flash fiction, will be sharing some of my satirical writings.

Read: How to Play Woke Chess

Read: Patriotic Film Review: (Rambo) First Blood

Read: Creampies of Conception - Erotic Cinema for Christians

Dealing with enraged donut addicts and lampooning dietary absolutists.

Read: Donut Showdown with the West Side Mob Boss

Read: The Meaty Case of the Griller Killer