Jumping In An Elevator Mike's Mic

Literally no one saw this coming - I have uploaded a new episode exactly one week after the previous episode. Very SCARY, very UNFORSEEN, very AMBITIOUS scenes. This time I'm joined by one of my iconic besties, Vanessa, who has actually appeared on my Youtube channel before when I was scandalously in my movie review era!! We reviewed Suburbicon (2017) which in hindsight is so fkn funny because WHY that movie - I fear we were literally the only people to see it opening weekend...
Anyway I was verrrrry excited to get Vanessa on the podcast, she's one of my funniest and most stylish friends and also has an encyclopaedic knowledge of Real Housewives and Ariana Grande b-sides - chrewly a thriple threat!!
Some other topics covered this episodes:
- Jen Shah's DHGate dupes
- The lying tiktok vintage shoppers
- Italian Tour (TM) Jakeb's 16 trillion dollar Netflix hat
- Why I won't go on reality tv
- Style trends babe x

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After much trial and tribulashawn mendes, I have finally moved house and thus therefore now have the opportunity to run my mouth about that experience. I love moving house you guyssssssssssssssssssssssss you just wouldn't get itttttttt 🙈 In this episode I also talk about:
- the m3th dealer upstairs
-the hunting knife drug dealer downstairs
-broken elevator (omg....jumped 2 hard!)
-meeting Rina Sawayama
-kfc SCANDAL

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This week I'm talking about some egggggcellent new music (Rina, NCT 127, Blackpink), PB&J gate and the associated District MM lockdown, the flop KFC in LAX and phantom dog poo on my shoe xx

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This week my hateritis flared up so I thought I'd talk you through who and what are annoying me, including flopstagram and floppedin (amongst other things - nothing is safe). I then turn my sights towards people posting relationship updates on facebook and posing next to their newly purchased homes with the address visible - oh you went to auction??? Babe WE went to auction. I've also stopped congratulating people on milestones due to my sayanythingitis causing me to comment on the diamante jubilee in the previous episode and then the queen died the next day. Woops

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The rumours are trumours - I'm back and more slayful than ever. I bought a field recorder and camcorder so I'm lichrally podcasting from truly anywhere and speaking of being anywhere doing anything, this episode is about my travels over the last few months! I went to London (for a holiday) and to LA (for work) so I'm giving you the rundown of everything that happened, including: meeting Lucy Hale, having gastro, getting a Charli XCX follow and being scared of LA xx

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Today we are having DISCOURSE. Since last episode I've been to 2 events, one of which was The Batman premiere and obviously I need to let you all know what I thought of it!! I also got invited to Melbourne Fashion Festival (lol) so I talk a lil bit about that, as well as updating you on my skateboarding era and Glee series.