Murder-Suicide Matinee Cami vs. Rosa

!!!LOST MEDIA RECOVERED!!!
This bonus full-length episode drop is as much a surprise to us as it is to you. After our CATS theatricular spectacular, we actually recorded another episode in September 2020. First, recording was delayed by [VARIOUS GLOBAL EVENTS]. Then editing was delayed by a computer failure. By the time the edit resumed, the entire intro (about, you know, [VARIOUS GLOBAL EVENTS]) was so dated that we didn't know what to do with the episode. Before we could decide, another computer failure took the matter out of our hands. We believed the almost-finished episode was lost...until now.
Four years later, while consolidating various external drives, Lee discovered a backup of the rough edit. As we careen into another, somehow worse, US election, against a backdrop of zero solved problems and several new ones, we present our episode on Leo the Lion (2005) in all its depressingly-still-relevant glory. 
Featuring: Matt Mercer jumpscare, the shortest movie, Dumbo does an Icarus, Leo the Lion nightcore remix, and a horrible horrible forgotten prophecy that we are bound to obey in 2026.
Movie: Leo the Lion (2005)
Director: Mario Cambi
Rating: Cuesto e la deal with Mario Cambi?
You can find show notes, stills, links of interest, outtakes and ephemera on our Patreon for the low low cost of some dollars.
intro and outro music: "Everyone in Town Wants You Dead" by Singing Sadie

Once in a while, it does us good to check out a nutritious, homegrown independent movie. Something made with love, care, copious ambition, and a free copy of Blender. Something like Our Drawings - Princess Movie,  better known as that thing with the beatboxing puppy.
As fans of Dracula's Angel know, we will go to the mats for an incomprehensible passion project every time. Join us for an absolutely mindbending viewing experience, followed by an undergraduate lecture on postmodern art by way of skibidi toilet. Watch along on Youtube and open your third eye. 
Featuring: Bearfoot is legal, animator burnout, failed quicktime events, all suffering is inextricable from desire, and new mom Sim behaviours.
Movie: Our Drawings - Princess Movie (2023)
Director: Calobi
Rating: A surprisingly nuanced exploration of the multifaceted pressures imposed on aspiring artists by our present market-driven culture, and the way these pressures complicate cross-disciplinary and intergenerational solidarity. With a beatboxing puppy.
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intro and outro music: "Everyone in Town Wants You Dead" by Singing Sadie

Did you think it was over? Did you think we were finished? Did you really, truly, honestly believe we have anything better to do with our time than bicker over certified rotten animated features? Foolish. Four years after Cats tried to put us in the ground, we are risen again like the good lord himself. For humanity's sins, we watched Riverdance: The Animated Adventure.
Featuring: Unnecessary lockdown hobbies, things that go beep boop, Cami dated a guy once, grandma's charging dock, and Irishman colony collapse.
Movie: Riverdance: The Animated Adventure
Director: Eamonn Butler & Dave Rosenbaum
Rating: Poison to frogs
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intro and outro music: "Everyone in Town Wants You Dead" by Singing Sadie
 

Our very first very special 2-hour On Release spectacular. What is there to say? We saw it. We went. There was vore. There were computer faces. There were naked human hands. Oh man. Oh boy. Oh kids.
Featuring: Cami almost gets arrested, two literal dissociative episodes, filthy fursuits, a jellicle cat is a racist cat, everything you've ever wanted to know about trains (but it was too boring to ask), Ian McKellen's tongue acting, a tour of hell, podcast trial of the century
Movie: CATS (2019)
Director: Tom Hooper
Rating: literalists go to hell
Special thanks to interview victims:
William "Just Here For Railway Cats" Harmon
Chris "The Road Rage Cat" Fennell
Joslin "The Boots-Wearing Cat" Harmon
Jane "The Cat Who's Joslin's Mom" Mathews
Randy "The Cat Who's Joslin's Dad" Mathews
Abby the Consumptive Cowboy Cat
Jenni the Cat Who Brought the Vodkas
Kate the Aviary Cat
Samantha the Cat Who's Happy for the Vore Community
...and two anonymous 12-year-old girls who had the misfortune to make eye contact with Cami while the audio recorder was out.
intro and outro music: “Everyone in Town Wants You Dead” by Singing Sadie

In accordance with MSM tradition (that is very on purpose and an intentional part of our brand, and NOT the whim of a chaotic universe), we present to you this year's Halloween-in-December pre-holiday spookfest: 2004's Spookley the Square Pumpkin!
You may have heard of this lumpen mistake of nature recently from some other, much more popular podcast, who may have given away the whole synopsis to an audience who could populate a reasonably sized town, and may be smarter, funnier and collectively more handsome than at least one of our hosts.* It's okay, though, you wouldn't be listening to this show if you were interested in quality over quantity. It's only worth mentioning because we read out some reviews on this episode, and it should be noted this was recorded before that other show aired. You'll understand why it matters when you get there.
Get cosy, get nogged, turn down the lights, and feast your ears on the terrifying ballad of Scrumbles the Squmpkin. P.S: We are so sorry for all the terrible things we said.
*Cami
Featuring: padcasts, the J/O-lympics, what the fuck is a veggie tale, laughing at a real dead guy, pumpkin full of organs, save the day with your huge square ass
Movie: Spookley the Square Pumpkin (2004)
Director: Bernie Denk
Rating: Sigmund Freud Was Right
intro and outro music: “Everyone in Town Wants You Dead” by Singing Sadie

 

I'm a little yellow fish in a deep blue sea - won't somebody save me? 
Oh yes we're revisiting the MILLENNIUM FISH MOVIE CRAZE that I bet you don't remember at all. With a completely inexplicable cast including Alan Paul, Aaron Rickman, Tabitha St. Germain and Terry Jones, Help! I'm A Fish is an inscrutable series of creative decisions that we were absolutely unprepared to witness. 
Featuring: the continued saga of Dr. whatever his name is, yeet your sister, Doing The Icarus, and Alan Rickman's bare human ass
Movie: Hjælp! Jeg er en Fisk (Help! I'm A Fish) (2000)
Four Whole Ass Directors: Stefan Fjeldmark, Greg Manwaring, Michael Donovan, & Michael Hegner
Rating: [sound only dogs can hear]
intro and outro music: “Everyone in Town Wants You Dead” by Singing Sadie