Nostalgia Blinded 37: MAAAARIO COOOOOOMBAT!!!!! (Part II‪)‬ Nostalgia Blinded

Happy belated Mario Day, paisanos! Today, the Nicks wrap up their first two-parter episode by definitively, objectively, unimpeachably, for all time and all people, don't-want-to-hear-any-guff-from-the-peanut-gallery-about-it-ly, ranking all of the 3D Mario games. There are debates, there are relitigations, there's second guessing and hemming and hawing, there's an overcomplicated and inconsistent bracket system and an entirely separate overcomplicated and inconsistent scoring system, and there are several confessions that at least one of them hardly knows what the hell he's talking about in the first place. But when all the dust has settled, they're proud to say that they came out with an official Nostalgia Blinded ranked list, which is, once again, also now your list, because it's objectively correct. Or maybe Mario Odyssey... you know what, nevermind, actually.

For your reference, the list is...





You sure you want to read it? It's a spoiler for the episode... 





Here it comes...





7. Super Mario 3D Land 

6. Super Mario Galaxy 

5. Super Mario 3D World

4. Super Mario Sunshine

3. Super Mario Galaxy 2

2. Super Mario Odyssey

1. Super Mario 64



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