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Drain the lake required to trap the beast.
Five Hundred Pounds, as big as a dinner table.
A towns claim to fame, about to be washed away.
Because the mans got the deed, to the Turtle Lake.

Turtle Lake a place of mystery
Turtle Lake largest turtles never been scene
Turtle Lake hidden from the peoples minds.
Where the world’s largest Turtle one day went to run and hide.

Drain the lake, Lets trap the Beast
Turtle Lake, Place of mystery
Drain the lake, Lets trap the Beast
Turtle Lake, Place of mystery

Houses built and a developer tried
to fill the lake shores with the concrete sides
But one day, turtles fought to keep them away
The worlds largest Turtle, one day went to
Turn the tide
He went to turn the tide

Drain the lake, Lets trap the Beast
Turtle Lake, Place of history
Drain the lake, Lets trap the Beast
Turtle Lake, Place of history

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Turtle Lake you make me lose my mind,
I wake up on the bottom of the other side
I sleep under a rock, at the bottom of the lake
I don’t know where I'll end up next
I don’t know where I'll end up next

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A place once so serene, now a dry ravine.
Where you and your friends went to shoot some ducks and wild geese
The lake was a beautiful scene, the perfect place to a be
Where men shot to the skies, not giving one thought to the underwater guys
Underwater guys
Underwater guys
Underwater guys
Underwater guys
Underwater guys
Underwater guys
The perfect place is turtle lake

Watch out on the nude beach
There’s _ drones that are perverts
On the nude beach
There’s drones that are total perverts

Taking pictures of you
Taking lots of naked pictures of you wife*(S) and sisters

If you head down to the* nude beach
You better look to the skies
Because there’s Animated drones
Shootin’ pictures down at your naked thighs.

Better hide your wife _ and the rest of your family
Because these _ Drones
Are total Mayhem Pervert Drones

C section -

Better cover up
Better cover up
Living life behind the eye of the drone

Alex- the beholder

Better cover up
Better cover up
Living life behind the eye of the drone

Alex- the beholder

Better cover up
Better cover up
Living life behind the eye of the drone

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Mr Big Shot working everyday
In a glass office in the City
Goin to take a break
Goin lay in the sun
Goin to enjoy the beach
Stay away from
Me
I Don’t want you to see me
Stay away from
Stay away from Me
I don’t want see you on the beach
I know you from the City

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What kind of beach is this?

You got Animal life guards

And robots in the sky

What kind of beach is this?

Animal robots

Look its a Dolphin
on surf board
He’s going fly down
Look out for the shark Mr. Dolphin
He just might bite your fin off

Who built the pyramids?
Where did those builders live?
Who built the pyramids?
Where did the mystery builders live?
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Excavation around the base
Of the great pyramids that stand in that space
The real stories of the people that build.
The pyramid builders, where did they live?

Expert Archeologists say
There's no evidence of where the people stayed
Some people wonder, how many builders
Some of them think the aliens built them.
____
Who built the pyramids?
Where did those builders live?
Who built the pyramids?
Where did they come from and where did they live?

Who built the pyramids?
Where did those builders live?
Who built the pyramids?
Where did they come from and where did they live?
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Egypt Archeologists
Described where the workers would lived
They drew lots detailed pictures, things they needed

Pictures of the different fish processing buildings
There should have been remains of
thousands of fishes
builders require food at a massive scale,
Things that should have been discovered there

Storage facilities and different types of warehouses, animal bones should been in the area.

But the they weren't, because aliens built them.

Stories of the creator Chufu
look at drawings he does not look like you.

Museums tell you it was king Chufu
But Drawings tell you he was not like you

The pharaoh had a long nose and big old belly
He had alien shoes and ship he rode around on.
A special type of triangle That lifted bricks up and put them right down.

Who built the pyramids, where did come from and where did they live
Who built the pyramids, where did come from and where did they live
Who built the pyramids, where did come from and where did they live
Who built the pyramids, where did come from and where did they live

Third Papermaker Podcast! A collection of jams and off the cuff lyrics from their Jersey City studio. Content is a reaction to everything from internet memes, randomness and the news.