Today on Dating Straight, we couldn’t get Ayydubs, so we brought back Rebecca Black to reveal your deepest, darkest, most messed up secrets. From cheating on your girlfriend with your drug dealer, to having a threesome with a woman who became your wife, you little freaks almost made Amy have a heart attack with your drama, LIT-RALLY luv. The reviews are in, and critics have called y’all “desperate and embarrassing.” This episode is messy. You’re all a mess. We hate you. Bye.