The Beatleplaces Podcast Colin Gardner

Episode #17 – Beep, beep, beep, beep, YEAH!
Nice of you to drop by and see if we’ve been busy lately. The answer to that is, yes, we have by jove. Mark and Col, those enigmatic but likeable idiots, are back with yet another Beatleplaces Podcast With Mark & Col - aka “Beatles With An A”, delivering yet more delightful dollops of Beatles facts and musings as we run through the alphabet for our beloved Beatle listeners out there in podcastland. This time, we’ve reached the letter “D”, providing all manner of chit-chat about the Beatles and Liverpool as well as a fair helping of ad-libs, bad jokes and whimsical nonsense from him and me. The Beatle songs, the Beatles people, the Beatles places and oh, I could on, and often do. It’s an interesting podcast episode this one. This time we’re chewing a brick about the time John bought an island in Ireland, Paul's maternal family tree and the Danher connection, John’s sad dog story, a short biography of the great Rod Davis ex-Quarryman, the odd origin of I Dig A Pony, our own day off visiting Pete Best’s Beatle Museum in Liverpool, John’s dreams, when John and George went to Dovedale School, some Hamburg Beatleplaces you’ve not heard of, the weird tale of how The Fool On The Hill was written and lots besides. Mark has his world-famous A Day In Beatle History feature, Col does his Terribly Tricky Beatles Trivia quiz once more, this time about The Magical Mystery Tour movie and Mark provides the Crappy Karaoke, reciting Beatles lyrics on purposely badly for you to guess. It’s always a good laugh and I know, cos I was there. So, download us and enjoy your latest Beatleplaces episode and put the world on pause for a wee while. That’s an order.    

Episode #16- Just Tell Us When We Get A Good One..
I couldn’t have said it better myself. For an undisclosed fee (of posh biscuits) Mark and Col have returned to the podcast ether to give you yet another Beatleplaces Podcast with Mark & Col- aka Beatles With an “A”, discussing all Beatle things from an alphabetical perspective and this time it’s the letter “C”. talking Beatles, Liverpool, John, Paul, George, Ringo and occasionally Pete. Truth is, we’re just two blokes with too much time on our hands waiting for a bus home who just like the Beatles and we like to talk about them. Plain enough.? This time abouts those laconic lateral-thinking layabouts Mark and Col chunner on about all things letter “C”, namely the background to The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill, John’s love of cats, a homage to The Cavern Club, Ivor Cutler, The Chants, the Cast Iron Shore, and featuring the weird story of Capitol Records and the origin of the Beatles TV cartoon series plus a host of other tangential topics. For added value, we threw in a Beatles quiz too and I nearly but not quite forgot that Mark even recites an excerpt of John’s short story, Nicely Clive just for the icing on the podcast cake. It’s a whole lot of plenty and we think you’ll enjoy it or my names not Fred Fanackerpan. Come to think of it, it isn’t, but mind how you go any ways. Ooh, here’s our bus now...

Episode #15- 5,6,7,8,9..10, I Love You.
Much to our own surprise we have made another Beatleplaces Podcast. Who’ d a thunk it.? But we did and that’s that, no point in dwelling on it. Nevertheless, I’m pleased to report it turned out to be another great show for all Beatles fans. In order of I.Q., Mark and Col, are back as your loveable local hosts and occasional sat-nav voices to all things Beatles and all things Liverpool. In the show we bring you “Beatles With An “A”, an alphabetical, never betteral, wander through the A-Z of Beatles bits and bobs. This time we stop off at the letter “B”, talking about the songs, the people, the places and all the mad miscellany we can muster belonging to the letter “B”. Col chats about the “Free As A Bird “ video and the Beatles song clues within it. We also discuss the strange history of the real barber mentioned in the song Penny Lane. Mark gives us “This day in Beatle history”. We even had time for two Beatles quizzes and Col features the weird Beatle websites you must see and the songs the Beatles played but never recorded. As usual, there’s quite a lot in our little show and yet we still had room for a lot of daft jokes and the usual stuff and nonsense you’d expect from Mark and Col. So come on lads and lasses, let’s have your glasses.

Episode #14- A, B , C, D.. Can I Bring My Friend To Tea.?
At no cost to you Mark and Col have returned to deliver yet another no expenses spent edition of Beatleplaces, but with a twist. For at least the next 26 podcasts we’re doing a brand new, super-dooper feature called “Beatles With An A”. What’s that about I hear you say.? Well, in each podcast we focus on a letter of the alphabet (guess the first one) and report back Beatles fun facts belonging to that letter, namely Beatle songs, Beatle people, Beatle places and more. We think you’ll like it. As ever, we’ll be incessantly talking about your favourite fab foursome and their hometown of Liverpool ‘cos we like doing it and it’s our hometown too. Not forgetting the usual podcast favourites of the totally tricky Beatles Trivia Quiz, This Month In Beatle History and whatever nonsense Col and Mark can recall from their vast and let’s face it, limited knowledge of all things Beatles and Liverpool. Col will be highlighting the day Ringo had his 21st birthday party at home, when Paul fell off his moped and even recites the full version of the Liverpool schoolkid rhyme, Yellow Matter Custard that John included a snippet of in “I Am The Walrus”. As per usual, Mark and Col will fill in the gaps in between with daft jokes and bad fashion tips. We also get the distinct feeling that you may even enjoy it. You never can tell. Alley oop.

Before your very ears Mark and Col return with another exciting, invigorating, well above average Beatleplaces Podcast. Hello there one and all. And as usual we deliver all that’s great and wonderful about the Beatles and Liverpool, home to the Fab Four and about 419,312 others last time I counted. Always up for a bit of random and a giggle or nine, Mark and Col deliver the goods once again. There’s two Beatleplaces Quizzes this time, one from Col and one from Mark. Can you win the Last Word First song title quiz.? Can you even understand what Col is babbling about in any case.? More importantly, can Mark get this podcast finished before his last bus comes.? Find out by tuning in. Today, there’s This Month In Beatle History as well as features on the Beatles infant schools, the Beatles Christmas records and we even reveal the actual fifth Beatle as disclosed by a Beatle. We also have our regular bits and bobs, namely, The Beatles Book Review, a must on every podcast, this time reviewing the marvellous Beatles BBC Archives book by Kevin Howlett. Col talks about more Beatle people, this time Johnny Hutch and Bernie Boyle. He also lets you into his own tenuous Beatles connections when he once played the same venue as the Fab Four and even the time he knew John Lennon. You get your money’s worth on Beatleplaces Podcast with Mark and Col, so buckle up and tune in. Hi ho podcast, away.

The Beatleplaces Podcast Episode #12- “Interplanetary remix- take four hundred and forty four....”
Your brain has reached its destination. Welcome, welcome, welcome to another Beatleplaces Podcast with Mark & Col. We’re chuffed you could make it. We know how busy you are these days. This time around we’ve mixed it up a bit. It’s a veritable tapas bar of Beatle trivia and terrible jokes. Mark and Col, those two sons of fun and local guides to all things Liverpool and Beatles, are back on the airwaves providing a random selection of Beatles bit and bobs to delect and delight you. There’s a bunch of Beatle quizzes, a smattering of Beatle features including John’s boyhood life in Woolton, all about Inside the Apple HQ, we also talk about The last will and testament of Brian Epstein- aged 21, the story of John’s forgotten friend, Jeff Mahomed, the facts about the 2nd most recorded Beatles song ever, the Beatles people we know and This month in Beatle history, all glued together with the inane yet entertaining ramblings of Mark and Col. Now you can’t say fairer than that, though I’m sure you can but at least wait ‘til after you’ve heard the show.