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A dastardly darkly comic look at life's solutions as seen by an evil lawyer, former stand up comic and all around rapscallion. A guide to dirty tricks only the most twisted evil lawyer would consider applied to everyday life, peppered with law and disorder, general mayhem, exciting entirely true but unbelievable courtroom war stories and the occasional celebrity guest.

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A dastardly darkly comic look at life's solutions as seen by an evil lawyer, former stand up comic and all around rapscallion. A guide to dirty tricks only the most twisted evil lawyer would consider applied to everyday life, peppered with law and disorder, general mayhem, exciting entirely true but unbelievable courtroom war stories and the occasional celebrity guest.

    The sneak attack divorce, no one cares that your just aren’t happy, Karen!

    The sneak attack divorce, no one cares that your just aren’t happy, Karen!

    Where’s my stuff? Hey, where are my kids? What happened?!?!? Domestic violence, forensic accountants, offshore accounts and a gazillion dollars, oh my! What is yours, theirs and y’alls? The common law pitfall, beatin and cheatin and the Hoe 01-K retirement plan.  Avoiding the psycho spouse. Hide that money! Prenups and kids, methheads and joint custody and getting it all back, even the kids.
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    • 26 min.
    The second amendment show, Jesus, 3 trillion pages of laws, and a little politics.

    The second amendment show, Jesus, 3 trillion pages of laws, and a little politics.

    The second amendment, why it is there, and what it really means.  Democrats suck, but so do republicans, the left wing and the right wing are on the same bird.  Drunk Nancy Pelosi. Could you representatives and senators just go home already. Schiff rode the short bus to law school. Virginia Governor Ralph Northam is a psycho drama-queen who is attempting to ban all guns from Virginia, except maybe a muzzle loader. Headshots are for movies and video games. You are breaking a law right now, no matter what you’re doing, and somewhere out there a bureaucrat is waiting to fine you. Civil forfeiture again. Coronavirus is not a cheap beer hangover.  Guilty until proven innocent.  Sanctuary cities for guns.  Compared to the founding fathers we’re all a bunch of pansies and Chicago, where gun control has worked so well only 18 people died over the weekend.
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    • 30 min.
    Everybody was Kung Flu fighting!

    Everybody was Kung Flu fighting!

    Be afraid, be very very afraid of the Wuhan coronavirus, SARS and Mers. The Kung flu and you. I go all Alex Jones/Art Bell on you guys. If everyone wouldn’t be dead by then I’d save this one for Halloween.  China is lying, the CDC is lying, The WHO is lying, and the US is lying. 100 Million quarantined and 100,000 dead. Who knows? Weibo knows. The infection rate is 14, which is an off the chart, end of the world we all gonna die number.  Actual walking dead caught on film in China. What does the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation have to do with this? It gets in through your eyes…
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    • 27 min.
    I KNOW MY RIGHTS! No, actually you don't. Body disposal and explaining and laughing about criminals and the First, Second, Fourth and Fifth amendments.

    I KNOW MY RIGHTS! No, actually you don't. Body disposal and explaining and laughing about criminals and the First, Second, Fourth and Fifth amendments.

    When can a cop kick you door in (hint, it's not just when you're being loud and drunk). But what if I'm in the middle of a murder? Probable cause and a pool full of drunks, screaming victims and gunshots. Fake warrants from real cops and never answer the door naked, because that's how you'll be going to jail. How not to act when disposing of a body. Don't sell little Timmy meth (he's a narc). Disordinary conduct is not disorderly conduct is not always illegal. You are now guilty until proven innocent because we want to take your stuff, especially in Oklahoma. Proven innocent? Too bad, we still have your stuff. Make that a single, no a double, no a triple jeopardy. It's OK, we all watch the murder network. Your first amendment rights aren't. Stupid criminal ideas. Are you a cop? No, I'm Elvis, ok Elvis, thank goodness you aren't a cop, here's your dope! Stop resisting! Always remain silent, unless at the drive through. Ron White used to be funny. DWI, BWI and FWI? Why Miranda isn't always your friend. The police can lie, the court says so! You are under the control of 10,000 little dictators. and an ode to the Second amendment. 
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    • 30 min.
    The million moms are a bunch of f-word ing bat s-word crazy c-words.

    The million moms are a bunch of f-word ing bat s-word crazy c-words.

    Why all letters are offensive and therefore we should talk in suggestive grunts or  emojis, but wait, they’re offensive too. Burger King offends a million fragile outrage addicted moms, but who was feeding the 2.3 million kids this weekend and what’s the deal with the .7 kid? Hey B-word, where’s my sandwich?  George Carlin’s seven words made a federal case out of language, don’t be a d-word and the letter N gets firmly kicked from the alphabet.  The only safe letters are e,m,o,u and z. So all you Emouz, drink up!
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    • 20 min.
    And Iran, Iran so far away

    And Iran, Iran so far away

    What if Ted Nugent was up in the sky throwing warheads at terrorists? Does Qassem Soleimani still get his 72 virgins if he shows up to paradise in a bucket? Why you should not mess with America. With bonus roided up pit bulls, Arnold Schwarzenegger, the 80’s were cool, musical massacres, 32 threats, 52 hostages and 72 virgins, oh my.
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    • 28 min.

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