Therapy Gecko Lyle Drescher
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- Komedie
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An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays at 9pm EST. I am a gecko.
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“I HAVE 300 ILLEGAL SNAILS”
A stressed caller attempts to dispose of 300 illegal African land snails.
Afterwards a car enthusiast tries to make sense of his adrenaline chasing nature, and we end the show with an interview I did in the park with a guy on a bike who works in the TV biz.
Watch the full park video here.
Beware of the garbage disposal. I am a gecko. -
ADDERALL AND JERKING OFF
A caller questions their tarnished relationships, a caller puts his dick in food, and a final caller talks about their concerns regarding some potentially dangerous intrusive thoughts.
Ahdhdisowhrbfoev. I am a gecko. -
THE AYAHUASCA RETREAT
A caller relives the time their ex tried to brainwash them during an ayahuasca retreat and divulges the longterm consequences it’s had on their life.
Then a final caller questions if their high standards are healthy or if they’re the foundation of their loneliness.
DM me on Instagram (@Lyle4ever) a drawing you did. I am a gecko. -
THE PEPSI QUEST
A caller reclaims his life after finding out he is not going to be a dad.
Then a caller goes on 2 separate quests: one in Pepsi and one in pro wrestling.
Then a final caller shares how difficult it is to be social after a heavy break up.
Wasps are back. Be careful. I am a gecko. -
THE PAPA JOHNS MISTRESS
A caller talks about a person they dislike who also happens to be the former mistress of well known pizza tycoon.
Later a caller resonates with crabs, a caller tries to reach a compromise regarding his partner’s OnlyFans, and a final caller tells me about their controversial money making scheme.
Don’t rush. I am a gecko. -
“I WAS A DRUNK MALL ELF”
A caller tells me about their time being employed as an elf at a Santa’s Village where drugs, alcohol, and drama were in abundance.
Then a caller invites his real therapist to come to my live show with him and talks about his journey through life and fatherhood.
How did you do that? I am a gecko.