Two Drunks and a Toddler Holden Childress, Ryan Foster, Alyce Wilson

Throughout the first season of Two Drunks and a Toddler, Holden would often hit record without telling anyone, resulting in some hilarious outtakes. A Random Text-to-Speech Voice (previously featured in S1E6) guest hosts this special bonus episode as we share some bits you never got to hear and close the book on your mom's favorite podcast. Long live Marmaduke.Find us on social media: @twodrunkspodMusic featured in the episode:"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Your favorite podcast is back with a brand new season! In our season 2 premiere, we talk about what we did over the summer, find out who's an asshole, and try to sell you some special TD&T merch!Find us on social media: @twodrunkspodMusic featured in the episode:"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

We've made it to episode ten, and we're calling it quits... until next season. On our season one finale, we're looking back at our favorite moments from the show so far, as well as answering questions from our listeners.Find us on social media: @twodrunkspodMusic featured in the episode:"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Episode 9 is a two-parter (not on purpose), and we're playing a fun game called "F**K! What's That Song Again?", which involves Alyce and Ryan drunkenly trying to guess the names of songs provided by our listeners.Find us on social media: @twodrunkspodMusic featured in the episode:"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Plus all the other songs that we're too lazy to list here. We don't claim ownership of those songs in any way.Check out Holden's cover of "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" with Ben Brewer: https://holdencmusic.bandcamp.com/track/always-look-on-the-bright-side-of-life-from-monty-pythons-spamalot

Episode 9 is a two-parter (not on purpose), and we're playing a fun game called "F**K! What's That Song Again?", which involves Alyce and Ryan drunkenly trying to guess the names of songs provided by our listeners.Find us on social media: @twodrunkspodMusic featured in the episode:"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Plus all the other songs that we're too lazy to list here. We don't claim ownership of those songs in any way.Check out Holden's cover of "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" with Ben Brewer: https://holdencmusic.bandcamp.com/track/always-look-on-the-bright-side-of-life-from-monty-pythons-spamalot

WARNING: this episode contains sexually explicit material and is intended for mature audiences only.For our eighth episode, Ryan suggested something horrible: reading Wattpad fan fiction. Thanks Ryan!Find us on social media: @twodrunkspodMusic featured in the episode:"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Say Amen (Saturday Night)" by Panic! At the DiscoWe do not claim ownership of this track. "Say Amen (Saturday Night)" is property of WMG/Fueled by Ramen/Atlantic Records.