Who's That Pokémon‪?‬ Brandon & Brielle

Drop those pants and show us your blood, it’s time to kneel for our great leader Espeon! Join Brandon and Brielle (and join the cult) as they explore the likelihood of cats murdering humans if they were dinosaur-sized, debate whether or not Lorde has Pokémon energy, and determine whether or not the illustrator wanted to bang this cat.

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Run, Quagsire, run! This gorgeous, bonking boy might have CTE, but that doesn’t stop him from being an excellent landlord. Join Brandon and Brielle as they learn about boat propellers, dodge lit monkey cigars, and give you a puppet-buying opportunity. So get slimed up and slide on down to this blobby king!

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Who needs LUNGS when you have cold wet mud tucking you in at night? It’s the perfect unmetamorphisized baby Wooper! Join Brandon and Brielle as they discuss how Jesus would have LOVED a locker decorated for his birthday, get down to the truth of what celery REALLY is, and decide the weight of skunk bones. So grab a beer with the Goomster and saddle up—it’s a wild ride of an episode!


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WELCOME TO THE CULT OF YANMA. Please have a glass of goo manna and take a seat in our cape made of 100 dead birds. A complimentary green mask has been provided for you, that may or may not have eyelids. Please reference our Ten Commandments, starting with the first: LOBSTERS ARE BUGS. Now please welcome our guest speaker, Denis Leary.

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Dear Diary,

Today Sunshine Grace and I went to church (the Church of Chonchie), gossiped with the worms, laughed in a room full of mannequins, and thwarted an assassination attempt on my life.

I feel a darkness in me that could possibly be a moon variant, perhaps an evil force—oh, I have to go. It’s 9:00pm and I’m a useless slog of garbage when the sun sets.

XOXO,
Sunflora

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In a world of elite fighters, no one is more elitist than this Pokémon: a pretentious seed chosen by God who brags about their physique that came from only eating manna. It’s Sunkern! Join Brandon and Brielle on a journey of answering worrisome phone calls, debating the shape of a Jewish dessert, and making out of place egg puns. Hold onto your hats and keep an eye out for wicked witches—this seed is out for blood!

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Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle