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Yo Big! I’ve got a story to tell. Kourtney
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- Komedie
I’m a New York native with a lot to say. My spirit animal is Biggie Smalls; spread love Biggie, Long Island Hippie. My Disney Princess name is Taco Belle and my favorite flower is Marijuana. I’m a storyteller. It’s my art, painter by grace. It’s what I do. So, here it goes.
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Buy the bangs piece from Amazon.
Influenzaaaaaa shit. It’s whatever.
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“Jacinto, dame la vaca.”
Puerto Rico was lit, baby! Spark up, I’m an Olympic free diver now.
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RIP Milton Mel.
Work. There’s always a paint story. Do you know who Vinny Delpino is? Punxsutawney Phil’s colleague, Milton Mel, passed and no one wants to talk about it.
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Dear Spice Girls.
Weed menu for the night. Nikki Terry and how she lied to me in 6th grade. Do you have any friends that can sing like Cher or Michael McDonald? Well, now you do.
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With confidence, tell me what a low life is..
It was a friggin nor’easterrrrr. Weather, clothes, bitches and hoes. Spark up. We in there.
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I’m blue if I were green, I would die if I were green.
Bare with me. I’m just getting started.. Work, yo. I love my job. But work, yo. The people I run into still shock me. 11 years later. You should watch 90 day fiancé. You should listen to Reality Gays Podcast and Hey Babe podcast. I really can’t get past how good Hey Babe is. I’m sorry. Influencers and scam artists ruffle my feathers and does the bullshit people be posting on the web. Anyhoo. Spark up. We in there.