2 Blondes 1 Brain Erika & Hazen
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Do you crave the half cocked rambles of two bleach-brains? Does the embodiment of rage and caffeine sound like your kind of people? Welcome to the organized chaos that Hazen and Erika have jointly birthed. Our midwife was Moira Rose. We have vegan poutine at the ready, and are here to share our beguiling thoughts—or lack thereof—on everything, and anyone. No one is safe. xo
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Eye Twitching Through It
It’s a shorty but a goody. A prequel, if you will. Hazen, the embodiment of Link from The Legend of Zelda, and Erika, the devil—as some surely envision her, are back. With a hasty cup of tea. We’re reuniting in a week and will provide all the thoughts we had after we ended this recording, with the addition of special guests!
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Toyota Crayola and Mist
Our entire lives are spent coming up with subpar drag names for ourselves—we can never have enough identities. This week, experience Mr. Ring as Erika did, and Hazen as he shares the dangers of being a mail man. Happy International Bear Convergence! (Also if you’re a skinny white boy in southern Utah, we talk shit on you here. xo)
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You Know She’s a Girl, Right?
Listen to what Hazen got Erika’s little sister and brother into over a weekend in Palm Springs, how Hazen served an unassuming Craigslist woman more than just tea, and Erika complain.
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Is Erika Even Canadian?
Erika shares some TMI couple’s advice, while Hazen takes notes. Apparently Canadian’s don’t believe in a tick (Erika actively gagged upon googling when a picture of a tick popped up) related disease? Hazen said so, so it must be fact. Don’t fault us for not knowing anything—we’re hot.
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Go Away Grandma
Hazen is back in Utah! For the day. Erika demonstrates what petty vengeance is to a family member who previously struggled with the definition of it (she has 3 immediate family members blocked at the time of this message), and both of the blondes apologize to Edgar.
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Season 32
Or whatever. What’s up bitches, we’re back, again, once more, today, with an episode. Consider it our re-re-entry into podcasting. Hot girl summer was giving winter downies this year with temperatures from hell thanks to global warming, so that’s what we’re blaming our absence on. But stfu because here’s an episode, a shit one because Erika couldn’t figure out how to connect her laptop to wifi (bitch wtf), but an episode nonetheless. Erika has since reconnected her Lenovo to the internet.