Close Talkers Close Talkers

It's better than Ghandi. Somehow we get into conservative mouthpieces and "reversaries". Susan chooses the chicken.

Katy's mic malfunctions and we hardly miss her. Derek reminds us of his deranged past as a bottle depositor.

Warning: This episode is pretty gassy. Jerry Seinfeld thinks toxic masculinity is knowing how to order a drink. Derek doesn't believe blond hair and brown eyes is a thing.

Thick does not mean chunk. We keep it short and silly for this terrible episode.

The Friars Club serves turd burger. Derek has strong feelings about conductors again. Katy's mic was off and no one noticed.

This episode goes off the rails and never comes back. Nothing we say can be used against us in a court of law.