Macabre Reality: True Stories of Everyday Horror Macabre Reality

Hi there Macabre Mob. Just wanted to let you know we love you. On this episode you will hear how some folks missed the call of death only to answer the 2nd call. Never answer the 2nd call! 
Five stories of unlucky people or people who got what was always coming to them? you decide.
#diediedieagain #finaldestination #oopsy
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Hey Mob! Just wanted to let you know we love you. On this episode you will hear a very rare update on the one and only Beebo Russell aka SKY KING! Spoiler: still dead, still king. 
Also you will hear how different vessels or things to take you to and fro, kill people. Also you will hear that Matt does not agree with me about the word vessel, so hence, loosely. 
Included "vessels": a bus, a windshield of a car, segway and escalator. what choose you?
#walkingoverhere #buttholewhistle #teaoffthepot #fuckyou #metaphoricalbloodvessels #mixedupassholes #trumpistheworstprezweweretalkingaboutitstrump

Mob,
they got one of us, but I am alive and healthy and they did. not. win! Hear the story of why we have been off for 3 or more weeks. who can even keep up at this point? Come share the 13 days worth of anxiety in an hour long episode! Also included are other dumbass burglars and their misfortunes. All burglars fuck yourselves. But I am over it! Enjoy!
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Hello Goodie Mob! or Greatie Mob even! 
We are taking this week off because I have found myself in my own Macabre Reality. My family and I are okay, but boy do I have a story to tell. Because I am still dealing with the situation, there won't be a new episode this week. We hope to be back next week with more insanity and a story of how crazy this world is getting. Remember to stay safe out there and be careful not to find yourself in your own Macabre Reality - Josh
 
Until next week please enjoy the Hyatt Regency Walkway Collapse

Put on your sexiest garments Mob, light a candle and get ready to hear people suCumming to death in this weeks Headlines: Death by Sexy Tings!
Headlines include
Sex Pair’s Death plunge
Nigerian Man raped to death by five wives bc he paid too much attention to the sixth
Gone in a Flash
British Journalist pleasures himself to death with Famousish people who have also died of auto erotic asphyxiation 
Quick Headlines include:
Chuckled off this Mortal Coil
Man loses Remote-controlled plane in the sun, dies
#barbercaping #edginggonewrong #2firstnames #Chattahoochee 
Figs? are we saying that right?
Have a headline? See one that looks like it may fit this show? Send it on in, if we use it we will shout ya out! Send all headlines to Macabrepod1@gmail.com and follow us on FB and IG @macabrepod1. Pictures for each story will be posted day of show on our IG!
 
 

Gidday Mob. It's a great day for some wild ways to leave this earth, don't you think? On today's headlines we talk about:
-Former Marine Pleads Guilty After Killing His Stepfather with Atomic Wedgie
-Cobra Bites Chef 20 Minutes After Head Cut Off, Kills Him
-3 Dead After Dog Falls 13 Stories
-Skydiver Killed After Forgetting Parachute
maybe myurderrr...?:
-Woman Found in Pasture, Trampled by Bull
ridiculous headline:
Doc Shocked to Find Money Up Patient's Butt
#plummented 
Have a headline? See one that looks like it may fit this show? Send it on in, if we use it we will shout ya out! Send all headlines to Macabrepod1@gmail.com and follow us on FB and IG @macabrepod1. Pictures for each story will be posted day of show on our IG!