QUI - Questing Under the Influence Nick Somes

This one definitely got GROSS. And there was, like, a shiny hallway...and blood...lots of blood. So much blood. And someone licked something...he should NOT have done that. And the skinny holy guy gave himself a hernia...and now the Blueberry and 35% Scrote Guy are making the plans...? Oi boi. This...is...something....

This has been an extra LONG bathroom break between episodes! Enough time has been wasted, so here goes...Bull men, dick collecting, and some malicious-sounding, kinda nice undead guys. ENJOY!

Soooo... WTF has been going on?? First, a pretty guy with a sword shows up... I guess... and the thief chick is like, "Oooo, I wanna do ya," and then there's like a fountain, and like is it a good fountain or a bad fountain... and what's up with the old guy and THE OTHER GUY???

So, like, that got botched real fast, and now they're in, like, a scary dark place, but not really? But kind of? And who is the new guy with the sword? And the happy rock is supposed to lead everyone out?!

So, like, I don't think that blueberry rock chick even knows how to use magic properly. And that hobo in the dress - pretty sure he evacuated people from orifices on both ends! And this is in, like, the first five minutes... You guys will hear the rest. This stuff's nuts.

A holy hobo almost dies. A bunch of creepy talking shadows...OH...and a HUGE TERRIFYING PUSSY!