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We're back to your irregularly scheduled program. The news team comes together to bring you the latest as a fire claims the lives of several small children. Brett is cut off before he can cause any harm unlike some unnamed soccer players, and we welcome back our favorite local expert Johann. It's a dangerous place out there, but we don't have to tell you that. So sit back, relax, and stay safe. We'd hate to lose a viewer.

We're back to your irregularly scheduled program. Cats overrun a small town causing a halt to education but not the economy. We continue to have disagreements with the staff of the weather department while getting an update on the missing hikers. The return of the burglar king makes us extra cautious this week as we remind you to remain safe with us. So sit back, relax, and stay safe. We'd hate to lose a viewer.

We're back to your irregularly scheduled program. After some intense studio maintenance, the team gets together to bring you the news from that big scary world out there. A train disaster leads to some questions for the coroner, we have a surprising shift in the weather department, and for once Brett manages to remain professional. For now... So sit back, relax, and stay safe. We'd hate to lose a viewer.

We're back to your irregularly scheduled program. For the first time ever, the station gets a letter. How it ended up here, we may never know. The news team tracks down the mysterious disappearance of a lost love. Updates about the missing hikers come in, a conclusion to our story. For now.. So sit down, relax, and stay safe. We'd hate to lose a viewer.

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We're back to your irregularly scheduled program. On this episode of Tonight the News, we follow the ups and downs of matrimony, especially newly formed bonds. A resident of the St. Paul cargo ship goes missing but not for long. Our man on the street brings you breaking news from a costal town, which hopefully is alright.  So sit down, relax, and stay safe. We'd hate to lose a viewer.

We'd like to thank the artists on www.freemusicarchive.com for providing the musical accompaniment for this episode.

We're back to your irregularly scheduled program. We follow the harrowing stories of two ill fated boys and the need for proper water safety. Updates about the missing hikers come in and we do our best to make sense of it. Bret Simmons strikes out the latest in sports and we do our best at the studio to contain his enthusiasm. So sit down, relax, and stay safe. We'd hate to lose a viewer.

We'd like to thank the artists on www.freemusicarchive.com for providing the musical accompaniment for this episode.