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Alohomora! is an interactive and creative collaborative project between fans worldwide and MuggleNet staff. Join us as we re-read the entire series, spin wild theories, and share content all influenced by our love of Harry Potter.

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Alohomora! is an interactive and creative collaborative project between fans worldwide and MuggleNet staff. Join us as we re-read the entire series, spin wild theories, and share content all influenced by our love of Harry Potter.

    HBP 12 Revisit: Questionable Morality

    HBP 12 Revisit: Questionable Morality

    On Episode 306 we discuss...
    → Harry reading Cliff Notes
    → Fandom theories from back in the day
    → "Eh, it's Half-Blood Prince. Things get a bit sexy."
    → Why did Aberforth buy a sketchy mirror?
    → Was Rose Granger-Weasley named after Madam Rosemerta??
    → Polyjuiced Draco in Hogsmeade??
    → Double Imperio! OMG!
    → "Katie is social distancing from the ground."
    → Ring composition curses
    → How did Draco afford the cursed necklace?
    → Deep dive on opals!
    → The trouble with trusting teachers

    • 2 hrs 26 min
    Cho Chang: Social Distance From Swans!

    Cho Chang: Social Distance From Swans!

    On Episode 305 we discuss...
    → Cho's name... lazily written, alliteration love, and/or downright offensive?
    → The only girl on her Quidditch team!
    → Written to be a love triangle character/self-insertion mold
    → From cool chick to emotional, jealous wreck
    → Ginny vs. Cho
    → Teenage boys are oblivious
    → The Madam Puddifoot's disaster - fault on both sides
    → Why did Cho join the DA?
    → #Charry
    → Cho + Dudley = the fanfics we all want to read
    → What kind of wand do you imagine Cho has?
    → Cho as Asian representation

    • 1 hr 49 min
    PoA 15 Revisit: Quidditch Is Life

    PoA 15 Revisit: Quidditch Is Life

    On episode 304 we discuss...
    → What was Buckbeak's favorite part of London?
    → Hermione at her breaking point... crying, slapping, quitting
    → Hermione's slap = SO GOOD... but, don't do that
    → Fowl or Foul? Ron helping with Buckbeak's appeal is precious
    → How does the Quidditch system even work??
    → Oliver legit sends his team to bed
    → "What a man... I love him"
    → Crookshanks and the "Grim" - blink and you miss it
    → Lee Jordan's commentary gives us life
    → "When you want to win, rules don't matter!"
    → Everyone's reactions when Gryffindor wins = golden
    → Which memory would guarantee a successful Patronus cast for you?

    • 1 hr 37 min
    Patronuses & Dementors: You Fail, Maggots!

    Patronuses & Dementors: You Fail, Maggots!

    *Trigger warnings for this episode: suicidal thoughts and death of a loved one
    On Episode 303 we discuss...
    → "Azkaban Guards" = magical policemen? Not quite
    → Why are parents not concerned that their children will be surrounded by Dementors in PoA?
    → Is Harry already suffering from mental health issues in PoA?
    → Are wizards behind Muggle society in the field of psychology? YES
    → Dementor's Kiss = lobotomy
    → Rex gives us a history lesson on brain science!
    → Patronuses and spirit animals reveal a spiritual similarity
    → Are Patronuses alive??
    → Dementor vomit = maggots
    → Did Harry have suicidal thoughts?
    → Turning Patronuses into magical voicemail is legit!
    → Patronus battles... um, what??

    • 1 hr 28 min
    DH 26 Revisit: Live Your Best Life

    DH 26 Revisit: Live Your Best Life

    On Episode 302 we discuss...
    → Grace’s famous last words, “I don’t think there’s anything controversial in this one!”
    → Action set-piece + character growth all in one
    → The trio forms a good plan for once!
    → Why didn't they ask Bill for advice?
    → The quest for Bellatrix’s wand
    → Why was Hermione chosen to play the role of Bellatrix?
    → Bi-Harry? Why not
    → Can House Elves penetrate Fidelius Charms??
    → "We make society run, kind of"
    → Death Eaters = Storm Troopers
    → Gotta get the deetz on the Imperious Curse
    → Why is there not a taboo on the Unforgivable Curses??
    → "Why you gotta be so mean to the dragon?"

    • 1 hr 51 min
    The Anthropology of Harry Potter, Part One - Wicked Fascinating

    The Anthropology of Harry Potter, Part One - Wicked Fascinating

    On Episode 301 we discuss...
    → How has Potter shaped your own personal or social environment?
    → "The Harry Potter series is a massive lesson on the notion of death"
    → Which character deaths got send-offs and which didn't?
    → Life following loss
    → What kind of afterlife would you want in the Potter universe?
    → "I really do believe that Voldemort was a good leader"
    → So many daddy issues
    → A great political leader or a god?
    → The progression of propaganda
    → What should the new Ministry of Magic statue look like?
    → WHO IS SAINT MUNGO??
    → Which words/phrases from the series do you use in your everyday conversations?

    • 2 hrs 18 min

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