14 episodes
CJS Announcements Archive murple
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Recorded and archived morning announcements from a French-immersion high school in the Canadian prairies. As with all French-immersion schools, none of the students ever actually speak French.
Plus, news about typical high school stuff like clubs, sports, special events, supernatural occurrences, cults, musicals, the Council of the Sun Temple, did I mention supernatural occurrences, and complaints about pre-cal class.
CJS is a real school and the names in this podcast belong to real people. Everything else is completely fictional. They would never trust me to do the morning announcements.
Music: Bilen Mengesha
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Graduation Special
In the chaos of the Apocalypse of 2020, CJS has ceased to exist. However, administration has been kind enough to allow the Class of 2020 to graduate anyways! Plus, the end of the construction, birds, a spine-covered goat, the ever-growing dread of the future, and many guests.Warning: this episode makes many obvious allusions to the current coronavirus pandemic. It is intended as satire, but may still be uncomfortable or disturbing for listeners.Yes I am aware it is July and that graduation happened literally a month ago. I don't particularly care. Time is fake.Ft. Cameron Posthumus, Mylea Hildebrand, and Faith AdeotiMusic by Bilen Mengasha
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Ep 13: Incomprehensible Beings
The school is surrounded by strange, multidimensional beings. We don't know who they are or what they want. We can only pray that they come in peace.
Plus, an update on the newspaper club, slight possession, cake, a solution to the vaping problem, and information on the musical. -
Ep 12: Resurrection Ceremony
The second semester has begun! The students and teachers decide to bring those they had lost during the first semester with a resurrection ceremony.
Plus, the soap club, the UNESCO club, tips for Valentine's Day, staring at the moon, and the soul-selling industry.
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Ep 11: Envirothon
The long awaited Envirothon is here!
Plus, the glowing eyes in the vents, statistics, study tips, the Sun Temple, and undead turtles.
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Ep 10: Mysterious Purple Liquid
Winter Break has ended, and the dreaded exams have begun...
Plus, some vigilant students, the newspaper club, the truth behind the strange purple liquid, and exam wellness.
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Ep 9: Almost Winter Break!!!
3 days until winter break!!! Everyone is excited.
Plus, a look inside Mme Bray's classroom, an automatic snacks machine, dodgeball, Spirit Week, and a message from the Ecoympiens.
Ft. Reed Cohen
Music by Bilen Mengesha