61 episodes

An excessively explicit, comedy driven, cryptozoological themed podcast. Hosted by two lifelong friends, who are fascinated by cryptozoology, the paranormal, and everything weird.

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An excessively explicit, comedy driven, cryptozoological themed podcast. Hosted by two lifelong friends, who are fascinated by cryptozoology, the paranormal, and everything weird.

    S3 E9: The Green Children of Woolpit

    S3 E9: The Green Children of Woolpit

      S3 E9: The Green Children of Woolpit
    This time, on Counting Cryptids:
      We discuss extraterrestrials, reincarnation, and two strange green children. The children, a girl, her brother, spoke an unknown language, wore unfamiliar clothing, and had green colored skin. The children eventually assimilated and even learned English, when asked where they had come from, it was revealed that they had come from a subterranean place known St. Martin’s Land. Were the children actual interterrestrials, or is the answer something more depressing? Join us Cryptid Counters, as we speculate beyond space and time in another episode of Counting Cryptids.
    AKA Flemish not Finnish
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    Duncan Lunan on The Higherside Chats,
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    • 1 hr 9 min
    S3 E8: Kentucky Goblins

    S3 E8: Kentucky Goblins

      S3 E8: Kentucky Goblins
    This time, on Counting Cryptids:
      We discuss the meeting between a backwoods family reunion and a dozen little green men. After being tormented by these beings for hours, the families call in back up in the way of local law enforcement.  Was there too much moonshine? Did some monkeys escape from the circus? Who knows, but what we do know is that we can talk about Pokemon all episode.
    AKA Sableye
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    Counting Cryptids Youtube Channel,
    Main Image,
    The Unbelievable Podcast Episode 158,
    KET "Little Green Men In Kelly, Kentucky",
    Great Horned Owl Image,
    Foxfire fungus Image,
    Counting Cryptids Merch
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    • 1 hr 31 min
    S3 E7: Amabiko / Amabie

    S3 E7: Amabiko / Amabie

      S3 E7: Amabiko
    This time, on Counting Cryptids:
      We discuss a Japanese water spirit known as Amabiko. The Amabiko appear in the oceans of Japan, warning of impending disaster. It was said that using its image would help save those who looked upon it. Drawings were made and widely distributed across the region. The images vary in appearance from ape-like, cephalopod-like, and even bird-like, and even takes the form of inanimate objects. And strangely, they have three legs. Join us Cryptid Counters, as we wade through yet another episode of Counting Cryptids.
    AKA Sort of a Mermaid?
    Links:
    Counting Cryptids Youtube Channel,
    Main Image,
    Amabie Image,
    Cephalopod-like Image,
    Daruma Doll,
    Modern Depictions,
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    • 1 hr 17 min
    S3 E6: Pascagoula Abduction

    S3 E6: Pascagoula Abduction

      S3 E6: Pascagoula Abduction
    This time, on Counting Cryptids:
      We discuss a bizarre extraterrestrial encounter that occurred in 1970's Mississippi. The story is based around the shared experience of two shipyard workers, 42 year old Charles Hickson, and 19 year old Calvin Parker. The two were fishing along the banks of the Pascagoula River after work on the 11th of October 1973 when they heard a "whizzing sound" from above. Suddenly, an oval shaped craft appeared in front of them, hovering about 2 feet off the ground. Out of the craft emerged three humanoid beings each standing about 5 feet tall, with pink-ish/gray skin, lobster claw-like hands, and only one leg. In the years following, more detail emerged, as more witnesses came forward, making this even harder to judge heads from tails. Join us Cryptid Counters, as we slur our way through another episode of Counting Cryptids.
    AKA Crab People
    Links:
    Counting Cryptids Youtube Channel,
    Main Image,
    Creature Sketch,
    Craft Sketch,
    Official Keesler Field UFO Interrogation of Hickson & Parker,
    Photo of Charles and Calvin,
    Crab Trap w/ Lights,
    Facebook Group,
    Counting Cryptids Merch
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    • 1 hr 17 min
    S3 E5: Kushtaka

    S3 E5: Kushtaka

      S3 E5: Kushtaka / The Alaskan Otter Man
    This time, on Counting Cryptids:
      We discuss a 7 foot tall, bipedal, shape-shifting, otter-man know as the Kushtaka. Native to Alaska, the Kushtaka can be heard mimic distressed cries of a human, luring its victims to their graves. Alternatively, the Kushtaka have been known to save many from freezing to death by changing them into a kushtaka and bringing them to their den. Join us Cryptid Counters, as we wade our way through another episode of Counting Cryptids.
    AKA Snoop Dogg’s boogeyman – Sneaks into your house to steal your kush. Like a crack head tooth fairy.
    Links:
    Counting Cryptids Youtube Channel,
    Main Image,
    "The Strangest Story Ever Told" by Harry D. Clop,
    EsoterX article: “The Fearsome Alaskan Tlingit Kushtaka: If it’s not One Thing, it’s an Otter”,
    Facebook Group,
    Counting Cryptids Merch
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    • 1 hr
    S3 E4: Popobawa

    S3 E4: Popobawa

      S3 E4: Popobawa
    This time, on Counting Cryptids:
      We discuss mass hysteria, competitive tag, and a shape-shifting bat demon known as the Popobawa. Every few years this creature terrorizes the community, attacking the residence one house at a time. The attacks range from physical abuse, to poltergeist adjacent behavior, to more severe attacks. - TRIGGER WARNING - There is some talk of sexual assault in this episode. What is the a bat-winged, shape-shifting, cyclops demon terrorizing the island of Pemba? A rogue djinn set loose by an angry sheikh? Mass hysteria cause by toxins in the food? Or could it possibly be political propaganda pushed past the point of no return? Join us Cryptid Counters, as we tiptoe our way through another episode of Counting Cryptids. - I think we forgot to mention that Shawn requested this one on Discord!
    AKA One Eyed one Horned Flying Purple People Eater
    Links:
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    • 56 min

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