4 episodes

Two tiny princesses, one defenseless dad. At the end of the day, it comes down to just one, simple question: which color of nail polish best matches his eyes?

Pink. Definitely pink.

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Two tiny princesses, one defenseless dad. At the end of the day, it comes down to just one, simple question: which color of nail polish best matches his eyes?

Pink. Definitely pink.

    Ep 4: Having a Chat with the Butt Nuggets

    Ep 4: Having a Chat with the Butt Nuggets

    Christian has a post-Christmas chat with the two tiny psychopaths; Bumpy sings a sweet, sugar-free song; the first edition of "Dad Tips" makes a debut. 

    • 11 min
    Ep 3: Unicorns

    Ep 3: Unicorns

    CJ gets rated on his butt-wiping capabilities; Coffee House Michelle stops in and offers some advice about raising girls, covering all the necessary topics like boyfriends, the tooth fairy, and do-it-yourself strip joints.

    • 48 min
    Ep 2: Panty Shortage

    Ep 2: Panty Shortage

    A panty shortage ravages the house; on the Weekday update, CJ keeps you posted on the "fly-in-the-b******e" trick and the nearly dead Justin Bieber toothbrush; and finally, it's that time of year again... time to play "What Makes Me Angry about Bachelor In Paradise."

    • 25 min
    Ep 1: Justin Bieber Toothbrush

    Ep 1: Justin Bieber Toothbrush

    Butts and cherry toothpaste. It's a battle of the wits between CJ and the princesses-- and as usual, CJ loses.

    • 22 min

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