104 episodes

Why do guys just want to f*ck you once then stalk your Instagram forever? Should you ditch the apps and meet people in the wild? How do you get over a breakup when you feel like you're gonna die?

These are all topics discussed on Girls Gotta Eat -- a hilarious podcast from Rayna Greenberg (@Rayna.Greenberg) and Ashley Hesseltine (comedian + creator of @BrosBeingBasic).

Girls Gotta Eat Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg

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Why do guys just want to f*ck you once then stalk your Instagram forever? Should you ditch the apps and meet people in the wild? How do you get over a breakup when you feel like you're gonna die?

These are all topics discussed on Girls Gotta Eat -- a hilarious podcast from Rayna Greenberg (@Rayna.Greenberg) and Ashley Hesseltine (comedian + creator of @BrosBeingBasic).

    Inside the Male Mind

    Inside the Male Mind

    This episode is an instant fave -- we have men's coach and founder of ManTalks Connor Beaton join us to explore the male psyche and explain everything from why men won't commit to why they send unsolicited dick pics. We dive into those burning questions: Can you change a man?, Can you trick a man into being with you?, Why is he into filthy porn but will only do me missionary?, Why do they sit on the toilet for so long?, and more. We hope you find this conversation as impactful as we did!
    Follow Connor on Instagram @ManTalks and check out his website for more.
    Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merchandise.
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    • 2 hrs 16 min
    How GGE Came to Be

    How GGE Came to Be

    In the first bonus episode of the decade, we're answering the questions we get asked the most -- how did you become friends and start the podcast? (Even if you know our origin story, we're sharing never-before-told details on this one). We're opening up about where we were in our lives when our paths crossed, how we knew the friendship was real, the creation of GGE, going into business with someone, our "this is it" moments, and more (Ashley's favorite food, Rayna's alleged speech impediment, etc). We hope you enjoy!
    Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg. Check our website for tour dates and merchandise.
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    • 1 hr 8 min
    No More Pretending

    No More Pretending

    IT'S OUR 100th EPISODE! **air horn** We're celebrating with a spicy episode featuring meme king/drag queen Fat Carrie Bradshaw (aka Chris Burns) discussing coming out at an Outback Steakhouse, his first heartbreak, being a late bloomer in the relationship department, living your truth, how the name Fat Carrie came to be, and of course Sex and the City. We're also playing a round of Psycho or Power Move that turns into Truth or Lie, and chatting about the funniest moments of the podcast, b******s vs. sucking dick, our worst dates, and more. We hope you enjoy!
    Follow Chris Burns/Fat Carrie on Instagram @FatCarrieBradshaw.
    Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merchandise.
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    • 1 hr 43 min
    Marrying Your Best Friend

    Marrying Your Best Friend

    Some love stories are crazier than others, and we have comedian (and friend) Casey Balsham on this episode to share her wild ride. It involves nearly a decade, a cross-country move, standup comedy, free hot dogs, and finally, a proposal. We're discussing falling for your friend and how to know if they feel the same, living/pooping together in a small space as a new couple, the frustration of not being engaged, fertility struggles, and more. We're also introducing a new segment about our listeners' near-death experiences, and catching up on a crazy NYE. We hope you enjoy!
    Follow Casey on Instagram @CaseFaceB and check out her album Son of a Barb.
    Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg. Check our website for tour dates and merchandise.
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    • 1 hr 51 min
    F*ck More, Cry Less 2020

    F*ck More, Cry Less 2020

    It's our last episode of the year (and DECADE nbd), so we're doing the most -- recapping what we learned this year in relationships and self-care, sharing our goals for 2020, comparing where we were at the beginning of the decade vs. now, doling out some follow-your-dreams advice, discussing haters, and more. We're also reading your hilarious 2020 resolutions, recapping Christmas at the Hesseltines, AND we have a very special first-time surprise guest. Hope you enjoy and happy new year!
    Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merchandise.
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    • 1 hr 44 min
    Hot Texts and Cold Feet

    Hot Texts and Cold Feet

    Strap in fam, these boys are WILD. We have comedic duo/besties Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas in the house discussing everything from Chris and Rayna's relationship, to Yannis's anxiety about proposing, to when to give up on your dreams. We also recap the holiday shows, chat about b******s (it's been a while), and introduce a new segment about the worst gifts women have received from their boyfriends. Enjoy and happy holidays!
    Follow Chris on Instagram @ChrisDComedy and Yannis @YannisPappas. Check out their podcast and more at historyhyenas.com.
    Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg. Check our website for tour dates and merch.
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    • 1 hr 38 min

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