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Welcome back! The pod kicks off by diving into our worst travel stories.  (5:12) The trend of unveiling new parts of Tommy's frightening past continues.  (7:02) Cool guys (Quinn) miss flights.  (12:10) Fight stories! Heyy QT shared times of punching guys in their faces & vice-versa.  (12:25) Tommy's past shocks the studio, yet again.  (15:38) Quinn has also exchanged very amicable punches at a party in high school  (16:52) with one "Chuck F." Another disturbing revelation from Tom's younger days,  (21:52) as he describes once being part of what could only be considered an underage fight club.  (23:20) *NEW SPONSOR ALERT* Kawasaki Jet Skis 😎.

Hot start as Quinn reveals he is "the king of pissing his pants" and Tommy never wears underwear.  (4:45) The Bears are back! The game is on Nickelodeon because the Bears are also kind of a joke.  (5:58) Happy Birthday Quinn! Nobody really cares, but he won't hold it against you  (7:55) like our friend Mike.  (9:17) Tommy has harsh words for a Chicago hotel & their questionable hospitality.  (12:21) How does Dove Soap have have 560 thousand followers on Instagram?  (14:16) Heyy QT tackles the question of who the best rapper alive is, because who better to talk about that than Quinn & Tom. Luckily, we're joined by our friend and filmmaker Jimmy Jimes to lend his knowledge on the subject.  (23:55) Get the fuck off our set Jimes.  (24:19) Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are getting a divorce, so Heyy QT offers our thoughts as relationship experts.  (29:49) Big Boy clothing (Big Dog?) is our generous sponsor today and Heyy QT happily supports any clothing company that hooks you up with a side of beef.

We’ve got some good, old fashioned Heyy QT debates to start 2021 (2:31) Tommy broke the law and somehow got a speeding ticket in a Subaru.  (4:37) Our mutual LA influencer compadres the Paul brothers are professional boxers now...not sure if the Heyy QT pod is here for it.  (8:25) OnlyFans is a great way for women to make money during the pandemic...mainly because men are very weird.  (11:15) Quinn & Tom are looking forward to getting booked on shows in the new year...but will most likely just continue to book our own shows.  (12:21) Quinn has evolved to talking to girls on apps as opposed to simply swiping. We breakdown the good & bad of Tinder vs Bumble and how Quinn just thinks being "nice and good" should land him the woman of his dreams.  (17:08) Reciprocated vibes = nothin' better.  (17:30) The boys discuss their top vibes and also discover that  (21:05) big Tom is a big cry guy.  (22:22) Shoutout Kevin Zotti.  (23:51) Chicago pizza is not just deep dish! Quinn teaches everyone a lesson in the NY vs Chi pizza pie battle...even though  (25:10) Quinn has never been to New York City.

Happy New Year from Heyy QT! We're throwing 2020 in the trash; BUT  (1:16) we are still thankful for some stuff that happened this year...but also  (3:01) see ya later 2020!  (3:52) Heyy QT looks forward to new beginnings in 2021, such as  (4:01) Quinn's future six-pack abs &  (4:33) Tommy getting back to a bigger, funnier weight...  (5:51) for charity (Heyy QT = still not a weightloss podcast)! Tom vows to pack on pounds for a good cause, while  (6:34) Billy chimes in with his honorable devotion to charity cigs. Meanwhile,  (10:19) Quinn will drop a much needed LB for every $10 donated --all donation $ will go to a charity of our choice. Ironically  (12:10) this NYE special 'sode is brought to you by Slim Jim! But also  (13:17) fuck @FridayBeers

2020's almost gone so January 1st will be sick as hell since everything goes back to normal.  (1:46) Quinn got pink eye.  (3:26) We got monoliths, so would Tommy like to retract his statement on aliens? We discuss.  (7:42) Quinny's got a mustache! We take a ride on that,  (11:28) chat about our favorite facial hairstyles, and dive into  (12:57) Quinn's weird naked body.  (13:52) Lockdown 2 is here so now we can finally achieve those quarantine goals.  (17:55) And hey- at least we get more Zoom comedy shows (not!)  (19:36) Ever wonder what it's like to bomb on stage? Listen to tales from two professionals.  (23:49) We present our new favorite sponsor, Shop Moderation.

It's official- chicks dig Heyy QT as Quinn ran into our number one fan and of course she's a babe.  (3:48) Why do all statues of men have super small wieners? We dive in & discuss.  (8:00) Showering with other dudes is cool until (8:22) you get peed on.  (10:40) Quinn's back to talking about his lack of ass..?  (11:52) Mainly he is confused about a hidden word puzzle that predicted a strange future for him.  (15:30) There's no scarier guy in LA than the old surfer.  (17:30) Do you think morticians get stoked when they see someone get injured?  (21:53) A live-read for our brand new sponsors, "advent calendars."