House of Bob The House of Bob

"It's the vermissian, baby!"
A Resurgence of Forbidden Religions: Council Issues Warning to Practitioners of Faiths Deemed Unseemly.
WA--ED: Two Dr-- by the na-es --ic & -ndr-; for attem— as--ssin--ion of an —---ir.

"Proficiency: Sausage"
Mr. Winter’s Fine Fire Arms - Bespoke Customizations For the Discerning Marksman.
WANTED: Two drow by the names Eric & Andre; for attempted assassination of an Aelfir.

"What are the stats for haggis?"
Traveller’s Guide to the Vermissian: Don’t.
Scenes from The Weeping Maiden that Permanently Altered my Brain Chemistry

"I eat stress for breakfast"
They Didn’t Like The Weeping Maiden and 9 Other Red Flags.
Greem’s Guaranteed Shipping Co: Reduced Rates Downspire

"Give us luck, watch our backs, and thanks for being a cool god. Amen"
Shimmering-Beast-Of-The-Dawn Defends Title!
Vacationing in Sadness: A Retrospective on Travel Downspire

"All spiderman, all the time!"
Experts Warn: Those who value their sanity should keep clear of remnants of Vermissian Stations
Interview with a Mortician: Death and Glamour. See Insert
Weeping Maiden adds additional showings