50 episodes

For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

NOBODY LIKES ONIONS Patrick Melton

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 5 Ratings

For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

    June 10, 2024: Nick Rekieta SHAKES Aaron Imholte! How Long Until EVERYONE TURNS On Steel Toe?

    June 10, 2024: Nick Rekieta SHAKES Aaron Imholte! How Long Until EVERYONE TURNS On Steel Toe?

    Aaron Imholte has enjoyed a week of swimming in the deep with no natural predators, bragging about his live views and continuing to run his mouth to his own detriment. There will be a day of reckoning where all of the stories and insane pseudo-bragging that Aaron continues to do about his druggie wife April Anderson and his former leather daddy Nick Rekieta cause him some life strife. But he can’t see the forest for the trees, and Aaron is hell-bent on controlling the narrative and trying to make sure everything is portrayed as another win for the Toe. Patrick is back to help settle the proverbial hash of this Minnesota mush mouth. And did we mention that the kids are involved now? This can’t miss!

    • 4 hrs 34 min
    HACKAMANIA AFTERMATH: The Highs, Lows, Rants, Raves and Stories! Your Questions Welcome!

    HACKAMANIA AFTERMATH: The Highs, Lows, Rants, Raves and Stories! Your Questions Welcome!

    Patrick is finished cleaning up his life after Hackamania and wants to sit down and yell some more. His voice isn’t gone enough. Come join in a Friday night hang with a lot of the people you may or may not have met at the event last weekend. Who was there? Who wasn’t? Will Patrick be itching because of all th bedbugs? How much did Ray get paid? Did LL Cool Lee even find the Hilton? All the stories and gossip get laid bare on tonights edition of Nobody Likes Onions.

    • 4 hrs 54 min
    June 1, 2024: LIVE AT HACKAMANIA in Las Vegas!

    June 1, 2024: LIVE AT HACKAMANIA in Las Vegas!

    Patrick has lost his voice, and is dealing with curveball after curveball in Las Vegas for Hackamania. Missing performers, promised audio and video components are missing, and cameras start dying left and right. It’s day two and things are going smoother, but Patrick is frazzled and he takes a brief break to rest on stage during his own podcast. Pat Dixon tells the crowd jokes they missed, Bryan Johnson of Tell ‘Em Steve Dave fame joins Patrick to talk about Steel Toe and the latest insane drama with Nick Rekieta. Jason Bently comes up to talk about Kevin Brennan and his Hackamania experience. Tookie Aaron Imholte savs the show with a cloud of energy that fills the room.

    • 1 hr 16 min
    Aaron CAUSES Search Warrant of NICK REKIETA! Steel Toe Begins It’s RELAPSE In To E-BEGGARY!

    Aaron CAUSES Search Warrant of NICK REKIETA! Steel Toe Begins It’s RELAPSE In To E-BEGGARY!

    We finish our watch of Aaron Imholte telling the most saucy Steel Toe sexy time stories with Nick Rekieta and his wife, along with his ex-wife and super-spun sidepiece April Imholte aka April Anderson. The Minnesota mind warp continues, as this morning the search warrant circumstances were made public, and Aaron is over the moon about being the center of attention once again. It seems the Steel Toe program and April’s ambiguous role as the family’s live-in caretaker are at the center of the arguments for intervention at the Rekieta household. Wont’ some please think of the children? Steel Toe brings useless whiny cripple Johnny Crutches back on the show to add nothing as the Steel Toe show begins its steady decline back to the beg-cast we know it to be.

    • 3 hrs 29 min
    Steel Toe TRASHES Nick Rekieta Following Arrest! How Long Will Newcomers Fall For Imholte’s BS?

    Steel Toe TRASHES Nick Rekieta Following Arrest! How Long Will Newcomers Fall For Imholte’s BS?

    What a revealing weekend it has been on the Nick Rekieta and Aaron Imholte front. Everything this show has predicted has come true and so much more, and Aaron can’t stop himself from trying to make his hacky morning comedy stream more popular by cashing in on the Nick Rekieta and Rekieta Law reputation. Come for another deep Steel Toe dive as these universes collide and we help un-muddy the waters for newcomers to the madness that is Steel Toe. Moody is here from New Zealand to expound on theories and offer advice that we all know Aaron Imholte will never take. New court documents, new takes, and so many clips to watch. Come join us!

    • 4 hrs 35 min
    Court Docs! Nick Rekieta and April Imholte Are FREE! Did STEEL TOE’S Aaron Imholte SNITCH?!

    Court Docs! Nick Rekieta and April Imholte Are FREE! Did STEEL TOE’S Aaron Imholte SNITCH?!

    Another BANGER week in the Dabbleverse as it collides in to the Rekietasphere once more! All of our wildest speculations are turning out to be true. It appears that April Imholte, with little money and only her lap wallet to offer, was being kept and turned out by BIG NICK ENERGY himself, Nick Rekieta of Rekieta Law. Minnesota has never been so cold! Let’s break down the bond hearing, the circumstances of the arrest, the “anonymous tipster” and so much more. PLUS – how wrong can MLC get things? Kevin Brennen embarrasses himself stream after stream with bad instincts, poor logic, and the most clueless boobs as sidekicks. Patrick breaks it all down on this very whatever episode of Nobody Likes Onions!

    • 5 hrs 26 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
5 Ratings

5 Ratings

db3dfx ,

5 years listening and still gold

Long time listener, patrick and the many guests always make my day interesting, he always manages to us lol

3rbium ,

Outrageously good

This is the only podcast I've remained loyal to since getting my first iPod in the early 2000's. Many others have come and gone, but this one consistently delivers the funny. The host Patrick is a risk taker for sure, with comedy that often cuts close to the bone, but the shock value adds to the laughs most of the time. Absolutely worth downloading a few to see if you like it - just be prepared to be occasionally offended and frequently emit a spontaneous guffaw. Get this guy a Comedy Central Special!!!

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