Out of Paper Dan and Rob

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All episodes have been remastered and include our home recorded intro theme song. If you're still going through our show, you're welcome. If you've finished every episode already, pick an old favorite and enjoy.

Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not... that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
 
Start rubbin' those rabbit's feet, paper people. Dan and Rob are dusting off their lucky pair of underwear (only one pair, don't judge), because we're going mach five to Casino Night at our favorite Scranton office park for the Season Two finale. Are you a telekinetic roulette expert, or a winner of the $2,500 No-Limit Deuce-to-Seven-Draw Tournament at the World Series of Poker in Vegas? No? Then who, you might ask? Perhaps it's the Afghanistananies. Only time will tell. Leave all your preconceived notions about this podcast at the door because we're gonna fleece it out.
 
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All right, Kevin. You are accused of making sexually suggestive remarks to Angela that made her feel uncomfortable. Solution: Angela, you are to make sexually suggestive remarks to Kevin that will make him uncomfortable.
This week, Dan and Rob get sick of all the negativity festering around this podcast and they get it out in the open where they can deal with it! Join them this week as they discuss Conflict Resolution, the twenty-first episode of the second season of The Office.
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I am ridiculously anti-drug. So anti-drug that I am above suspicion in any way that involves suspicion, or testing of any kind.
 
Make sure you're hydrated, paper people, because today we administer (season 2 epiosde 21 of The Office) Drug Testing. It has to be official, and it has to be urine. Rob and Dan smoke a doobie before this episode, as one does with their brothers and even discuss drug tests from their past. This episode is really a lot like urine, it just kind of goes everywhere. You can't control it.
 
Jenna Fischer Dundie Tribute
 
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I never really thought about death until Princess Diana died. That was the saddest funeral ever. That and my sister's.
 
Happy Birthday Paper people! Join Dan and Rob this week as they discuss Michael's Birthday, the nineteenth episode of the second season. This week, they learn how to tactfully get an unsolicited birthday well wishing, what the best flavor combo is for an eight foot party sub, and celebrate the storied career of musician William Joel!
Rainn Wilson Charity Auction
LIDÈ Haiti Charity
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And now, a very special treat... a book my Grandmutter used to read me when I was a kid. This is a very special story, it's called Struwwelpeter, by Heinrich Hoffman from 1864. 'The great tall tailor always comes to little girls that suck their thumbs---' are you listening, Sasha? Right? 'And 'ere they dream when he's about, he takes his great sharp scissors out, and then cuts their thumbs clean off!'
 
Whatcha lookin' for, paper people? Ain't nobody gonna help you out there! Jesus could come through that door and he's not gonna help you. The only people gonna help you is Dan and Rob...somehow... Today they're discussing episode eighteen of season two of The Office, Take Your Daughter To Work Day. The episode intro that apparently took them 88 tries and five years to nail down is not to be missed. Oh, and Eddie Murphy helps us close out the show. This one's a must listen!
 
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