Described by George Hook as the greatest Irish player never to make it and described by everyone else who knows him as a shallow, self-obsessed idiot.
"Wuthering Heights is basically the story of my life"
Ross likens his life to Heathcliff’s – especially when it comes to women
'After a year of being locked up together, we are sick and tired of the sight of each other’
‘You asked me the other night was I breathing louder than usual?’
‘Have you seen the chemtrails over Foxrock this morning?’
Sorcha loses it with Ross’s dad on Zoom when he discusses conspiracy theories
‘I know every mork on the floor, the walls and the ceiling of this bor’
Every – I don’t know – significant thing that ever happened in my life has some association with Kielys of Donnybrook
‘75? What on earth makes you think I’m 75?’
‘They’re using the vaccine to force people to say they’re over 70 when they’d pass for 50’
‘Honor has been, like, homeschooling me’
I’ve never passed an exam in my entire life. I’m still driving on a provisional