76 episodes

Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher, buck and bumble through the magical backwater world of Cordelia. One hopes you enjoy both japes AND scrapes, because honestly, it would be impossible to disentangle one from the other, given their profound entwinement in this particular piece of entertainment.

Produced by Taylor Moore @ Fortunate Horse.

Rude Tales of Magic Fortunate Horse

    • Fiction
    • 5.0 • 8 Ratings

Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher, buck and bumble through the magical backwater world of Cordelia. One hopes you enjoy both japes AND scrapes, because honestly, it would be impossible to disentangle one from the other, given their profound entwinement in this particular piece of entertainment.

Produced by Taylor Moore @ Fortunate Horse.

    Class Dismissed

    Class Dismissed

    The beginning! What a fine place to start. We meet our nascent heroes in the throes of the beginning of the sunset of their scholastic salad days. Demon possessions, ominous warnings, and threats from Hell itself auger ill and trouble. Can they matriculate from danger to destiny? Can they graduate magna c*m...adventure?

    Come hear even more perfect-but-accessible-in-a-fun-sexy-way entertainment at www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic

    • 1 hr 28 min
    Down for the Count

    Down for the Count

    Metaphorically at-sea and literally in-woods, our heroes struggle to survive encounters with the natives and wildlife of the Teenage Forest. Thirsty provincial royalty, swarms of altered beasts, secret societies, ancient mad scientists, and more await our heroes in the dark hollows of the great woods on this night. But will they all live to see the dawn?

    Become, with us, the awakened dreamer at patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic

    • 1 hr 32 min
    Mother Knows Best

    Mother Knows Best

    It's a family reunion...of sorts, when our heroes are introduced to their mysterious host in the heart of The Nest. Who or what is She? What dark trials must our heroes best? What will be the horrible price of their freedom? If sweat is the pee of the skin, is spit the pee of the mouth? ALL WILL BE ANSWERED in... Mother Knows Best!

    All the music in this episode is by HOME. Goodness gracious go buy that album at https://music.midwestcollective.us/album/before-the-night

    Then come hang out with us on Patreon. You'll love it. It's fun.

    • 1 hr 27 min
    Dial E for Elf

    Dial E for Elf

    When a rich, protestant elf gets epsteined (murdered) at the posh Lindseyngham Manor, our heroes must become the crack investigators they were always meant to be. Listen as they ruthlessly interrogate witnesses, brilliantly analyze evidence, and work as a team to explore all the potential angles in this well-structured whodunit!

    • 1 hr 36 min
    Fools Crush In (LIVE in Brooklyn)

    Fools Crush In (LIVE in Brooklyn)

    The gang is whisked away by a malevolent, though romantic, force who will pry every secret from their most hidden hearts! Can they survive his psychological gauntlet? What truth will they dare to reveal?

    This episode of Rude Tales of Magic was recorded in front of a live studio audience of ONLY people we have crushes on.

    • 1 hr 39 min
    When You're Here

    When You're Here

    Exhausted and fed up, our heroes battle and cajole their way through the last leg of the Teenage Woods and its brood of ridiculous and dangerous denizens. But what lies beyond? After all this, can you go home again? And what might you find there? Can our heroes bear the revelations of the Dawn house? Can you?

    • 1 hr 22 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
8 Ratings

8 Ratings

nlburgess ,

So rude and yet so good

Fantastic podcast, a treat for all the senses. Especially the hearing one. I had to imagine the rest but I bet it would also smell and taste better than the most delicious boiled cake.

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