That Sounds Funny Keith Heltsley

Quick recap

The team engaged in a range of discussions, including personal updates, upcoming projects, and humorous anecdotes. They also delved into various topics such as nutrition, diet myths, and the importance of a balanced diet and regular physical activity. Additionally, they discussed the challenges of walking with a blind person, a series of disturbances at a local grocery store, and the concept of orientation and mobility.

Summary

Personal Updates and Podcast Voicemail

The team engaged in a light-hearted discussion about their personal lives, with Terry sharing his health struggles and Jill’s discussing her recent experience watching the play “La Miserable”. The conversation then shifted to their children’s activities, with Keith recounting his granddaughter’s first week of cheerleading. Lastly, the team announced a new voicemail number for their podcast and encouraged listeners to submit their own funny stories or comments.

Terry presented his weekly list of birthdays. They also discussed the upcoming TV pilot promoted by Tim Allen on Twitter, speculating about its potential premise and whether it would incorporate elements from his previous show, Home Improvement. The team acknowledged the passing of several key cast members from that show.

Random topic

Terry, Keith, and Jill engaged in a light-hearted discussion about holidays. The items included Saint Jean Baptist day, Swim Day, National Pralines Day, and Take Your Dog to Work day. The group also briefly touched upon the concept of midsummer cultural activities, but remained uncertain about its meaning.

In the news this week

Keith, Terry and Jill had a humorous conversation about a news story concerning a festival in Philadelphia where meat and cheese were left suspended from a greased pole for a month. The group seemed to agree that nature should take its course in this instance.

Jill shared an unusual tip about using tea bags for toilet tank cleaning and coloring hair. Keith then shared a story about a pizza delivery driver who shot and killed a customer during a robbery attempt. Lastly, Terry shared a story about a couple in New York who found a safe containing $100,000 while magnet fishing. The group also speculated about the potential value of old, damaged US currency.

Terry lightened the mood by sharing a story about a man in France who built the world’s tallest rideable bicycle over a five-year period.

Jill’s weird words help us to Explore Japanese and English Words

Terry, Jill, and Keith engaged in a lively discussion about various Japanese and English words, exploring their meanings and nuances. They examined the concept of ‘Cull’ in the context of selecting smaller amounts from a large variety and delved into the differences between univocal and multivalent words. The team enjoyed learning and sharing insights, with each member contributing unique perspectives. A brief conversation about upcoming presentations followed, with Terry sharing his top 10 list, which was acknowledged and appreciated by Keith.

Anchor topic

Our discussion on nutrition and weight loss transitions us into the category of orientation and mobility.

We discuss some of the problems with mobility, and cited guidance. Also, the health benefits of getting out to walk and exercise.

Our email comes from a listener who has a shopping adventure. It seems his overzealous enthusiasm has banned not only him from the store, but as wife as well. As usual, we wrap it all up was our final thoughts.

Show notes are written partly by AI companion. Edited by Keith.

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after a sneak peek at some food conversation, we get started. Terry tells about a mishap with the Pepsi fountain network, and his wife’s gross way of testing it out. Jill reports on some fun swimming activities at her granddaughter’s house. Keith tells about a new medicine he’s been taking to help nerve damage in his hands.

Terry shares his birthday list and then it’s time for a random topic. When we spin the wheel today, that pops up on a trivia quiz. Although we’ve taken it before, we do it again. This time Terry and Jill get the answers correct.

In the news this week Terry leads off by talking about unusual cloud formations. Jill has a story at the zoo, and a great bear escape. Keith reports on a new high-tech alarm system for your house. You can choose to keep undesirable people away by paintballs or teargas. The stories keep coming with hungry giraffes, an inclusive naked Japanese festival, and some valuable Star Wars toys.

Jill’s weird words feature somewhat refund and more. Terry’s top 10 Texas underground to discover unusual things found in mines.

Anchor topic. We talk about the importance of getting initial help for a blind person. You would think that your eye doctor would be your primary source, but you would be wrong. Your doctor’s goal is to try to fix your eyes, not to admit defeat. The first things you want to do is find the local government agency in your county. They should be able to direct you to the services you need, get you signed up for disability and more.

As we wind down, Keith shares an email from a daughter who wanted to have a special day with her elderly father. We close it out with some final thoughts.

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Terry is on the road, and podcasting remotely. Keith is sandwiching in the podcasts between doctor visits. We give a brief cicada report, then Jill tells us about her granddaughter’s graduation party. Terry and Keith give a quick tip for soapy summer fun and kids. Terry presents our weekly birthday lists, and we might even have a guest voice before it’s done. I don’t want to give it away, but it could be very, very cool. Maybe the coolest voice ever. Our random topic features a few June holidays.

In the news this week

To give Terry some time to find his leading story, Keith shares a late breaking tidbit about the Duke and Duchess of Windsor. Terry reports on the nation’s oldest active truck driver. Jill tells us about a fisherman who caught unusual items using a magnet. Keith has a story about an alligator that intruded on and Air Force Base. Stay tuned for a life tip from Jill about using lemons as a battery. We also have stories on fossilized dinosaur poop, expensive private submarines and more.

Jill spares is having to think too much with her weird word list. She shares some common Hawaiian words, but we still managed to get some wrong. Terry has a top 10 list of books that everyone should read in their lifetime.

Our anchor topic is on manual skills. Keith tries to make the topic of his brain new portable radio fit into the category. At least it would come in handy while performing activities of a hobby or going camping.

We share an email from one of our listeners in Ireland. He tells us about a kid he knew in elementary school who had an identity problem. Due to some technical difficulties, we lose Terry from the zoom call, but to wrap everything up, we share some final thoughts.

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Quick recap

The team engaged in casual conversations, sharing personal stories, experiences, and preferences while discussing diverse topics like cicadas, warm weather, and potential superpowers. They explored word origins, water usage, and the impact of technology on accessibility, while also considering potential business ideas and entertaining humorous anecdotes.

Summary

we open up by sharing our Cicada Encounters and Summer Nuisances

In this week’s episode of the podcast, Keith, Jill, and Terry shared personal stories and experiences. Jill’s recounted her recent trip to Chicago and her unusual method of eyebrow grooming, which involved threading instead of waxing or plucking. She also shared her grandchildren’s amusing encounter with cicadas. In response, Keith shared a story about a cicada that got lodged in Robin’s collar during a drive, and Terry mentioned that he hadn’t encountered any cicadas in his yard. The group also discussed the nuisance of cicadas and their long stay during the summer season.

Terry shared his concerns about his swimming pool turning green due to his son-in-law’s visits and suggested potential solutions. The team also engaged in casual conversation about the upcoming warm weather, pool maintenance, and birthday celebrations. Notably, they compiled a list of famous and not-so-famous people celebrating birthdays in May, including some who were no longer alive. Additionally, they touched upon technical issues related to a new voicemail number.

Random topic: we feature and Icebreaker Session and feature Personal Preferences and Interests

The team engaged in a fun icebreaker session where they shared their personal preferences and interests. They discussed their favorite holidays, with Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Halloween being the most popular. They also delved into the realm of fiction, imagining themselves in various settings and expressing their interest in visiting Mars. Further, they shared their breakfast and beverage preferences, with coffee being the most popular morning drink and cold tea or soda preferred in the afternoon or evening. They also mentioned that they usually switch between different beverages throughout the day to avoid boredom.

Our news features include: Superpowers, Beer, and Shoe Care Tips

Keith, Jill, and Terry discussed potential superpowers for Keith, ultimately settling on teleportation. They also delved into the unique topic of beer made from yeast extracted from killer bees, with a particular focus on a European company, Bailey’s, which produces this beer and has a theme song centered on the flight of the bumblebee.

Did we say that? AI! Go figure!

In Furthermore, Jill’s shared a useful tip about using shaving cream to keep shoes clean and odor-free, leading to a light-hearted discussion about other potential uses for personal care products.

More news stories included a diverse range of discussions, including the discovery of a hidden artist’s work in London and a humorous anecdote about an alligator that was arrested and later released. Keith and Jill’s also shared stories about Pacific castaways who survived on coconuts

Exploring Word Origins and Usage

Jill, Keith, and Terry delved into the origins and meanings of various words, enriching their understanding of their respective nuances. The conversation covered diverse topics such as “heuristic”, “lyceum”, “paroxysm”, and involved a light-hearted word guessing game between Jill and Keith. The discussion also included humorous banter about the possible uses of these words. The conversation ended with Jill and Keith encouraging listeners to include the newly acquired knowledge in their dialogues.

Terry’s top 10 list involves Water Usage and Environmental Impact Discussion

Keith, Terry, and Jill engaged in a discussion regarding the...

to get started Jill tells us about her visit with her daughter in northern Illinois, and a monkey powered carwash. Terry tells us about audio description while watching American Idol. Jill has also been enjoying her musically talented grandchildren. It’s Keith shares an update from a gross email, and reminds listeners of our new voicemail number: 802-715-3484. Terry shares his weekly birthdates with us before we get busy with a random topic. We have fun guessing the year, but is not as easy as it might seem.

In the news this week Keith talks about the helicopter crash in Iran over the weekend, and an Internet meme that suggested how it might have happened. Terry reports on a beer truck that crashed, and a lot of helpful people to clean up the mess. Jill has a story about a Wisconsin gardener and some illegal plants at the capitol building. Keith has a story about a dumb criminal who would’ve done well to be mellowed out by either the beer or marijuana. The criminal ended up shooting a fast-food employee over a condiment. Stay tuned for more dumb criminals, birds that can fly, a dumb illegal immigrant squatter whose life of crime has caught up with him and a helpful household tip to keep you worship machine smelling nice.

Jill shares her weird word list, and if we get any right, it’s only by accident. Terry’s top 10 list deals with controversies in the world of professional wrestling.

Anchor topic this week has to do with living skills. Keith shares a few quick tips he recently learned from a YouTube channel called the blind kitchen. He tells our listeners about some nifty gadgets that are not only for blind people including a measuring spout, protective gloves and a pasta cooking pot.

We have an email that was sent to tech support, which is funny enough on its own. It makes it better when the tech support office actually sent a reply. To close it all out we share our final thoughts.

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Quick recap

The team engaged in light-hearted discussions about various topics including recent health issues, notable birthdays, and humorous anecdotes. They also delved into the meanings and origins of various words, and explored new units of measurement introduced by Terry. The conversation ended with a light-hearted communication approach, personal embarrassments, and misunderstandings.

Summary

we open with a lighthearted start with Keith’s recent health issue and a humorous story about a leaking camper shared by Jill. Lastly, Terry introduced a new vampire show on Netflix, which led to a discussion about the portrayal of vampires in popular culture, with references to an 80s movie and the challenges of becoming a vampire. Terry brought a notable list of Birthdays. Since our final thoughts from last week got munched, Keith shares them as our random topic. Will include our usual final thoughts at the end, so enjoy our final thought sandwich.

In the news this week

Jill recounted a humorous incident involving a truck spilling 15 million bees on the road in Maine, while Terry talked about two young girls traveling 95 miles in power wheels cars. The group also discussed the Radio Flyer, a pedal-powered car up for auction in Alaska, with a top speed of 60 miles per hour. They reminisced about their childhood experiences with pedal-powered vehicles, including anecdotes about old-fashioned bicycles and a chassis that could be pedaled like a car.

Our news items continued with the team engaging in a lighthearted discussion about wild animal encounters, with Keith sharing a story about a homeowner’s successful trap to catch a package thief using a baseball bat and a decoy box, and Terry recounting an incident involving firefighters removing an alligator from a Starbucks drive-thru in Florida. Jill’s brought up a humorous email about using soap in the garden

to keep pests away. Lastly, Keith informed the team about a 111-year-old man from Liverpool being recognized by the Guinness World Records as the oldest living man.

Jill’s weird words

The team engaged in a lively discussion of various word meanings, as introduced by Jill. The group defined words such as “Eli,” “Solarity,” “Parapet,” and “Dada,” with Keith and Terry providing their interpretations and examples. The discussion ranged from the legal context of “Eli” to the artistic and absurdist elements of “Dada,” providing a rich and diverse understanding of the chosen words.

Lastly, Terry’s top 10 was mentioned, although he experienced some technical difficulties.

Terry’s top 10 list!

We explore some unique units of measurement. Here are a few of them: Terry introduced a new unit of measurement, the ‘Smoot’, which was 5 feet and 7 inches long, named after Oliver Smoot who had to lay down on a bridge to measure its length. The team also delved into the peculiarities of other units of measurement such as the ‘butt’, used to measure wine, and the ‘slug’, used to measure weight, equivalent to 32.2 pounds. They explored further the definitions and uses of these units, with an aim to discover more such measurement standards.

Anchor topic

Keith proposed a more lighthearted communication approach to our anchor topic, which led to a series of humorous discussions about personal embarrassments and misunderstandings of being a blind person. The group shared their experiences of clothing-related mishaps, awkward public situations, and potential future living arrangements. The group concluded with laughter and anticipation for their next scheduled event.

We wrapped up the show with a poetic email from Jill, and our usual final thoughts.

As a general overview, the meeting was a light-hearted and humorous exchange of jokes and personal anecdotes among Keith,