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Your weekly, non Old Firm-centric round-up of everything north of the border, with Andrew Slaven and JJ Bull. Because no one puts Scottish football in a corner.

The Totally Scottish Football Sho‪w‬ Muddy Knees Media

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    • 5.0 • 3 Ratings

Your weekly, non Old Firm-centric round-up of everything north of the border, with Andrew Slaven and JJ Bull. Because no one puts Scottish football in a corner.

    If I was Brian Easton

    If I was Brian Easton

    Rangers are within touching distance of the title after Celtic slip up at Ross County on Sunday night.

    There’s more misery for Motherwell as they suffer another humiliating home defeat and rack up record low xG. And although Aberdeen score and indeed win, have they completely lost control?

    And we speak to both sides of the St Johnstone – Livingston divide, looking ahead to a League Cup final on Sunday that’s too close to call.

    RUNNING ORDER: 

    • PART 1: Aaron Hickey and Denis Law sent off (02m 00s)
    • PART 2a: Ross County 1-0 Celtic (04m 30s)
    • PART 2b: Rangers 4-1 Dundee Utd (11m 30s) 
    • PART 3a: Aberdeen 1-0 Kilmarnock (18m 00s)
    • PART 3b: Hibs 2-0 Hamilton (24m 00s) 
    • PART 3c: Motherwell 0-3 St Johnstone (28m 00s) 
    • PART 3d: St Mirren 1-1 Livingston (33m 30s) 
    • PART 4: Fantasy Football Scotland and the odds with Paddy Power (36m 30s) 
    • PART 5: League Cup final preview with Ed Hodge & Andrew Semple (40m 30s) 

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    • 54 min
    Getting your house in order

    Getting your house in order

    This week: Shirt swapping, Q&A stopping, and Motherwell's goal shipping.
    World's collided in Scottish football as (Graham) Alexander met Hamilton, but it was the home side who threw away their shot. Celtic fought back against St Johnstone as Edouard was back with a brace - as was Dundee United's Lawrence Shankland. Meanwhile off the pitch Nicola Sturgeon tells Scottish Football to get "its house in order" after some alleged rule breaking.
    Plus The Athletic's Jordan Campbell joins to talk Europe as Rangers head to Antwerp on Thursday
    RUNNING ORDER
    PART 1a - Ordered houses
    PART 1b - Which manager is James Bond?

    PART 2a - Motherwell 1-4 Hamilton (06.00)
    PART 2b - Aberdeen 0-0 St Mirren (13.30)
    PART 2c - St Johnstone 1-2 Celtic (19.40)

    PART 3a - Rangers in Europa League action with Jordan Campbell (26.00)
    PART 3b - Rangers 1-0 Kilmarnock (35.00)
    PART 3c - Dundee United 3-0 Livingston (38.00)

    PART 4a - Odds with Paddy Power (46.00)
    PART 4b - Championship round up (48.00)
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    • 53 min
    Three pairs of green tinted glasses

    Three pairs of green tinted glasses

    On this week's show there's a new manager at Killie in the form of Tommy Wright. There's yet more manager unrest at Aberdeen as McInnes looks on the rocks. And Rangers have their worst performance of the season but STILL they don't lose. That plus who has elephant legs, who is taking part in a lad v lad battle, and who to captain in fantasy.

    RUNNING ORDER
    PART 1a - Rangers quiz!

    PART 2a - Hamilton 1-1 Rangers reviews (04.00)
    PART 2b - The Wright Stuff at Killie (10.00)
    PART 2c - St Mirren 2-0 Kilmarnock (12.40)

    PART 3a - Celtic 2-1 Motherwell (16.00)
    PART 3b - Hibernian 2-0 Aberdeen (26.00)

    PART 4a - Livingston 1-2 St Johnstone (38.00)
    PART 4b - Ross County 0-2 Dundee United (43.00)

    PART 5a- Odds with Paddy Power (46.00)
    PART 5b - Midweek previews (47.00)
    PART 5c - Fantasy Football Scotland (49.00)
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    • 55 min
    Disney eyelashes

    Disney eyelashes

    There’s a revolving door at Pittodrie on deadline day as Aberdeen lose Sam Cosgrove and more but get themselves a whole new forward line. Hibs striker Kevin Nisbet wanted to join Cosgrove at Birmingham. Was he wrong to hand in a transfer request?

    Celtic’s suffering continues as they lose at home to St Mirren. Does Neil Lennon have anything left?

    Plus is Jim Goodwin destined for bigger things? Like the spectacularly pretty David Martindale? And Bevis Mugabi out jumps Cristiano Ronaldo.

    RUNNING ORDER: 

    • PART 1: Transfer deadline day (01m 30s)
    • PART 2a: Kilmarnock’s manager search with Barry Richmond (21m 00s)
    • PART 2b: Celtic’s struggles continue (30m 00s) 
    • PART 2c: Rangers v St Johnstone preview (36m 00s)
    • PART 3a: Hamilton v Ross County preview (38m 30s) 
    • PART 3b: Aberdeen v Livingston preview (42m 00s) 
    • PART 3c: St Mirren v Hibs preview (46m 00s) 
    • PART 3d: Motherwell v Dundee Utd preview with Laura Brannan (48m 00s) 
    • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (55m 30s) 
    • PART 5: When will lower league football come back? (56m 30s) 

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    • 1 hr 5 min
    Go to the other oil company

    Go to the other oil company

    Livingston’s victory over St Mirren at Hampden demonstrates a triumph of rehabilitation and a remarkable journey for Martindale and Livingston.

    The other semi-final showcases what a frustrating side Hibs are to support. But St Johnstone are after their first silverware since the Scottish Cup in 2014. Ed Hodge, author of Our Day In May, compares this side to that one.

    There’s more misery for Motherwell in the Premiership while Rangers turn on the style with one of the best performances of the season against Ross County.

    Plus when Laura starred alongside Robert Duvall and Ally McCoist in A Shot At Glory.

    RUNNING ORDER: 

    • PART 1: Laura’s Shot At Glory (03m 00s)
    • PART 2: Livingston 1-0 St Mirren with Andrew Semple from the Talk Livi podcast (06m 00s)
    • PART 3: St Johnstone 3-0 Hibs with Ed Hodge (19m 00s) 
    • PART 4a: Aberdeen 2-0 Motherwell (32m 00s)
    • PART 4b: Rangers 5-0 Ross County (41m 00s) 
    • PART 5: Fantasy Football Scotland & the odds with Paddy Power (46m 30s) 
    • PART 6: Midweek Premiership preview (50m 30s) 

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    • 59 min
    Boogie at every single corner flag

    Boogie at every single corner flag

    Motherwell almost become the first side to inflict a league defeat against Rangers. Scotland defender Stephen O’Donnell tells us about how they did it.

    The Celtic saga continues with Peter Lawwell’s ‘typical boy apology’ for the trip to Dubai, contradicted somewhat by a fiery press conference from Neil Lennon.

    The Dons are dismantled at Dingwall, with Ben Palmer poring over what’s gone wrong at Aberdeen.

    And Fin Marks joins us for issues of bureaucracy and confusion off the field.

    RUNNING ORDER: 
     
    • PART 1a: Stephen O’Donnell joins us! (03m 00s)
    • PART 1b: Motherwell 1-1 Rangers (09m 00s) 
    • PART 2a: Ross County 4-1 Aberdeen with Ben Palmer (15m 30s)
    • PART 2b: Celtic 0-0 Livingston (25m 00s) 
    • PART 3a: Hibs 2-0 Kilmarnock (33m 30s) 
    • PART 3b: St Johnstone 1-0 St Mirren (38m 00s) 
    • PART 3c: Hamilton 0-0 Dundee Utd (41m 00s)
    • PART 4: Fantasy Football & the odds with Paddy Power (45m 00s)
    • PART 5: Fin Marks on off the field issues (49m 30s)

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Great podcast, looking forward to hearing you next season.

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