Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!
The Best Sex Life w/ Andrew Santino | Your Mom's House Ep.692
Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P and we are still recovering from Charo’s recent visit. We watch some clips about pronouns/gender, discuss #BurpGate, and Tom announces David Wolter the Eerie weatherman has accepted his basketball challenge.
We then welcome comedian, podcaster and actor, Andrew Santino! Go watch his special “Cheeseburger” on Netflix now! They talk about weird fan interactions, working with Bobby Lee, we watch a clip of a cool girl going over her sex stats for the year, discuss Prince Harry getting frostbite on his Cory and having sex abroad. The Mommies introduce Santino to Sam’s Tailor, watch a girl on TikTok who apparently didn’t kill her brother, and review Christina’s latest TikTok curations.
Torturing Tom's Mom w/ Charo | Your Mom's House Ep.691
Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by Tom’s mom, Charo, this week! They discuss their recent trip to Hawaii, their feelings about Tom’s beard trim, and Charo’s famous fart! Tim and Christine also debate who burped first on a recent episode. Charo and The Main Mommies also get into a heated debate about a necklace that was gifted to Charo, and bring Tom’s sister, Jane, to settle it. They watch a cool puke clip, some Horrible or Hilarious videos, an update from their favorite drunk cool guy, and much more!
Tortured By Your Kids w/ Tom Papa | Your Mom's House Ep.690
Pull those jeans up because Tim and Kristin are back in the Mommy Dome and they still refuse to use wash cloths. Christina can read Tom's body better than Tom as we get into brown talk, we open the show with a cool opening clip, and the mommies share their contempt for people who drink as a hobby. Christina proposes some Would You Rathers and they discuss the stinkiest people in their lives.
We then welcome standup comedian and podcaster Tom Papa! Check out his new special "What a Day" on Netflix! They talk about growing up, freak athletic strength, head shots and working as a comedian. The Mommies and Papa trade stories about their kids, quality gift giving, don't save things for special occasions, and we see Christina's latest curation of TikToks featuring snakes, piercings, and PCOS.
Our New Favorite Clip | Your Mom's House Ep.689
BINGHOW!! This week, Todd and Christine discuss why they’re nice to unattractive people, the origins of some famous idioms, the celebrities who have gotten the worst plastic surgery, the woman who shot a homeless man who asked her to move her Porsche, and participate in some good old fashioned brown talk. They watch clips of a confrontation in a Starbucks, a woman explaining her face tattoos, Glendale Gary getting arrested, a handful of drunk Cool Guys, a tattooed Charo, a batch of Christina’s TikToks, and more!
Pranking Your Kids w/ Josh Wolf | Your Mom's House Ep.688
JEANS UP!! This week, Tom and Christina discuss Back to the Future, Chuck Berry, Rocco Siffredi, Peloton instructors, which animal each of the YMH staff is, and watch a clip of girls that really want to meet Chris Larson!
Josh Wolf is a comedian, actor, and writer. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss his new prank show “Family Tussle,” the time his son challenged him to a fight, the things that come with being married, gambling, eating gross things, Joey Diaz, Josh’s first time doing stand-up, Don Rickles, and more! They watch videos of encounters with a mountain lion and a bear, a Cool Guy who is looking for a female rapper, and a batch of Christina’s TikToks.
Don't Ask Me That! w/ Chad Daniels | Your Mom's House Ep.687
DON’T BE A LOSER!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the Royal Family, the Department of Energy official/pup play enthusiast who was fired for stealing women’s luggage, “Wednesday” and goth culture, the National Enquirer article on Garth’s serial killer rumors, and Tom’s 2 Bears rant. They watch videos of a cool girl, revisit Dani’s famous “Hey Hitler” video, watch a bunch of Dan Pena clips, and see a video of a super cool pet coyote. Tom also issues a challenge to Erie, PA weatherman David Wolter, and the Main Mommies announce that there’s a new show coming to YMH Studios with Robert Iler and Jamie-Lynn Sigler!
Comedian Chad Daniels joins Todd and Christine to discuss taping two different specials on the same night, dealing with hecklers, and why he can’t stand being put on the spot. Jean and Jean run him through “Horrible or Hilarious” clips as well as Christina’s TikTok curations.
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Love the podcast darl ❤️
So funny, with or without guests. Always keep them jeans high and tight. Eat your moose soup. Rub rub rub.