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Church of Lazlo Podcasts
 
 
 

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Church of Lazlo Podcasts
 
 
 

    Friday, 01.15.2021- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

    Friday, 01.15.2021- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

    It's Friday! Do you know what that means?? That's right, it's the weekend. I always knew you were smart. You knew all your shapes and colors before any of the other kids in class. Anyway, do you get excited about the weekend or did that go away after high school? Well we're gonna tell you how to Make Your Weekends Great Again! (trademark pending) (or is it a copyright? whatever, it's pending) If you're still not excited, maybe it's time to talk to a doctor. We discuss that as well. *Headlines! Lots going on in the news but I think you're gonna learn something new today. We sure did. Did you know that grease thefts are on the rise? Yeah. Grease thefts. They've gotten so bad that some cities now have "Grease Police". How awesome would that show be? The main detective is an expert about grease and at tracking grease thieves. She and her partner can only eat at certain fast food joints because the grease cop is real fussy about her French fries. I'd watch that. *NFL playoffs this weekend and Nick Wright is on the show to give us all the scoops and let you in on his bet of the week. Thanks for hanging out today. Don't worry about the tab, this round is on us. You can buy next week. Have a great weekend. Call your mom and dad. They miss you. -Everybody Wang Chung!

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    • 1 hr 30 min
    Thursday, 01.14.2021- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

    Thursday, 01.14.2021- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

    People around the world are struggling because of the pandemic but Lazlo is doing great! He just bought a new car!! *Armie Hammer is having a hell of a week. *Headlines! Trump gave a speech from his office and he says he hates violence. We just doubled our vaccine supply! A business owner pulls a gun on someone for wearing a mask. *Sea shanties are all the rage on Tik Tok and Slimfast doesn't want to miss out. *Teachers are taping up kids, spraying kids with Lysol, and ranting about ANTIFA. At least one of those things will get you fired. *A guy gets high on his first day of work, asasults a co-worker, and takes his pants off. This is a good time for Lazlo to give his speech about weird drugs. *A police dept uses COVID relief money to buy a robot dog. *Here's the list of the biggest wastes of money and we like them all. *That's all for this program. We'll see you right back here tomorrow, same time and place. -Everybody Wang Chung!

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    • 1 hr 40 min
    Wednesday, 01.13.2021- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

    Wednesday, 01.13.2021- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

    Welcome back! Grab a seat and get comfortable. We're talking about the Tiger Woods documentary on HBO. Did you watch it? *Why is Facebook such an angry and evil place? *Headlines! Trump;s getting impeached again, girl scout cookies are making somebody rich, Aaron Rodgers is gonna host Jeopardy, and a teacher it Florida is in trouble for spraying Lysol on her students. *The story of a fairy tale throuple. *Get to know us! We tell you are deepest and realest thoughts on life. *We don't always read buzzfeed but when we do, it's because we're taking a survey about how often we s*%t our pants. *A teenager in Detroit won $50,000 dollars in an essay contest but she gave all the money to her cats. True story. *That's all for today. We talked about OnlyFans in there somewhere but I can't remember when. Does anyone read this far into the description? Think about all the things you could be doing instead of reading this. Do you think I'm gonna tell you something good? Like a secret?  I really don't have any good secrets. My life's an open book. Sometimes I blow my nose in the dish towel and then put it back on the hanger. There. That's something I've never told anyone. Have a great night! -Everybody Wang Chung!

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    • 1 hr 24 min
    Tuesday, 01.12.2021- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

    Tuesday, 01.12.2021- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

    It's Tuesday! Can you believe it? Just a few more days and some of you will be living that three-day-weekend life! Did you watch the College Football game? Me neither but Lazlo did. Does anyone know where we could buy a COVID vaccine? Like skip the line? *If someone asks you to tell your best story involving the cops, what's your go-to? *Headlines! Impeachment is nigh, corporations are ending their contributions to many republicans, and why is there a tank driving down the street? *You ever forget a password? It ever cost you $220 million? *NFL quarterback Patrick Mahomes bought his fiance a Lamborghini. Now Slimfast wants to buy his girlfriend a pontoon boat. *Do you have kids? Do you have anything you plan on handing down to them? *Slimfast found some rules for success when you aren't talented. *That's a wrap! See you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!  

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    • 1 hr 36 min
    Monday, 01.11.2021- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

    Monday, 01.11.2021- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

    You showed up! Whew. I'm always afraid you're gonna leave. How was your weekend? Did you leave the house? Just watch football? Perfect. *A Russian man fought (and killed) a wolf with his bare hands. *What do you do when your loved one says they want to "have a little work done"? *Headlines! Arnold is the leader we need, not that we deserve. Impeachement 2.0. Dozens of people have been charged since last week's riot. Trump's been banned from social media. COVID is kicking our ass. *Is Olive Garden bougie? *Nick Wright is on the show and he gets an earfull from Lazlo today. *Jeriney hates SOHO Karen and we can see why. *Today flew by! Thanks for joining us. Hope to see you again tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!

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    • 1 hr 31 min
    Friday, 01.08.2021- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

    Friday, 01.08.2021- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

    *It's Friday! Slimfast is officially a dumb conspiracy theorist. *A man was so horny.. [How horny was he!?] He was so horny, he dug a tunnel from his house to his paramour's bedroom. Horny always wins. *Headlines! Police are still looking for suspects from the DC Riot. DNA leads investigators to the grave robber's home and they found skulls and other body parts. *A teacher in Kentucky is arrested for raping an 8th grade student. *Kids are more likely to learn about sex from watching porn than they are from talking with their parents. Duh. *What do you do to try and stay young? *Slimfast is a Country Psychic! He sings a song buy some guy named Luke. *That's a wrap. Have a great weekend and don't forget......Everybody Wang Chung!!  

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    • 1 hr 39 min

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