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Hey HBs! In this episode, Sabrina and Mel recap DEATH'S OBSESSION by Avena St. Graves. It's a dark, paranormal, stalker romance that gave us KING OF FLESH AND BONE, SING ME TO SLEEP, and SOUL EATER vibes. Overall, they enjoyed the experience, but were generally underwhelmed. But! They talk a lot about reader "meters" and it's appropriately scientific and straightforward. During the episode, Sabrina's three pooches are competing in some serious doggy Olympics in the background, so there will be a bit of ambient noise, but we have to respect these athletes and their tenacity.
Bonus Content: Mel's still in a Theodora Taylor hole, our Smut Meters are broken, Smut Meter vs. Butterflies Meter vs. Shock Meter, this is a Shadow Daddy book, breakup semantics, sneeze feats, "dress me, daddy," dark tunnels, analog text responses, and so much more!
Lady Loves:
Sabrina: treat yourself to a shrimp boil for one! It doesn't have to be a social thing!
Mel: have yourself a good ol' fashioned Law & Order SVU marathon, or whatever is your equivalent to a show that feels like coming back to an old friend. It's great background noise while you do other things!
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Hey HBs! We're here with LOVE FOR THE COLD-BLOODED, OR THE PART-TIME EVIL MINION'S GUIDE TO ACCIDENTALLY DATING A SUPERHERO by Alex Gabriel! Boy, oh boy, this MM superhero fantasy novel is fan-damn-tastic; the voice is SO UNIQUE, the world-building is incredible, and the romance is SMOKING HOT. There's accidental sex work, it highlights the power of perspective, and someone puts quail eggs on pizza. Plus, FORCE FIELD S*X!
Bonus Content: rich boy pizzas, force field condoms, telling your employer to get better at dirty talk, frat house libraries, and so much more!
Lady Loves:
Mel: Do you have an upgrade available from your cellular company? Even if you don't have a black melting dick spot on your screen that makes your life incredibly inconvenient, see if you can upgrade to a better phone for free!!!
Sabrina: Microwave Popcorn! Good goddess microwave popcorn really hits the spot!!
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Oooooh, HBs, you get 4 Quickies in this April Roundup episode! In this ep, Mel goes deeper into the Xiveri Mates series by Elizabeth Stevens when she recaps TAKEN TO SASOR, the third book and a departure from the universe we've grown to know. There are snake naga alien shifter boys! Then, Sabrina recaps the second book in her newest dark Omegaverse obsession series, CHANCE by Wendy Rathbone, where a sweet omega gets in a car crash and meets a rogue (and free!) alpha! After that, Mel takes us back to Xiveri-land when she recaps TAKEN TO HEIMO, which is Svera and Krixox's book! Ahhhh! Finally, Sabrina rocks her omegaverse love again by recapping COLD by Wendy Rathbone, in which a mute, grumpy alpha is forcibly paired with a sunshine omega and they bond and heal and love each other.

Plus, Mel experienced an earthquake right before recording. Enjoy!

Hey HBs! We're here to recap JUST FOR THE CAMERAS by Viano Oniomoh! It's a fluffy contemporary with delicious and supported sex work, amazing communication, a sad sad Sebastian boy, best friendship goals, and an MMF menage that made us feel all gooey and sparkly inside. And WOW the hot hot sexy times! This is definitely an erotic romance.
Bonus Content: this is a giggly episode, sad boy catnip, dimple piercings, celebrations of beautiful fat bodies, Pavlovian Portraits, only one bed, two boys just cock-a-doodle-doing together, and so much more.
Lady Loves:
Sabrina - the path of totality. Sabrina went and experienced the solar eclipse with a friend and it was wonderful to be reminded that she's a tiny speck on a tiny speck of a universe!
Mel - get yourself 5 yards of mulch for your birthday! It's the BEST and moving it all in one day makes a person feel SUPER accomplished.
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After reading CLAIMED by Elle Kennedy, Mel couldn't stop and read ADDICTED and RULED, the final two books in the series. So you get Quickies! We've got Lennox and Jamie in a childhood friends to scorching hot friends with benefits to lovers tale. Then! We dive into Rylan being the sexy glue that fuses together he, Reese (the bad bitch who CANNOT with him) and her stoic but cinnamon roll right hand/enforcer. THEY'RE SOOOO HOT!! Eeeeeeee!

Hey HBs! It's Post-Apocalyptic Times!! We're recapping CLAIMED by Elle Kennedy, and wow is outlaw country sex and kink positive! We've got a heroine with a BIG secret, a hero with a vendetta, and a passel of boys we can't get enough of!
Bonus Content: Michael's angry bird artistic debut, that potent post-apocalyptic pussy, sexy hit point increases, the confusing commerce of outlaw country, flower favors, outlaw jail, and so much more!
Lady Loves:
Sabrina: see your friends as much as possible! Especially if they live far away.
Mel: I've been noodling on some wisdom from a fictional yoga class written by Sarina Bowen. The idea "never give up and always surrender." Work hard and follow your dreams, but allow for things to evolve along the way!
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