Church of Lazlo Podcasts Audacy

*Lazlo assumes everyone starts their morning with a :58-minute MLB recap of the previous day.

*The Mount Rushmore of Hollywood Action Heroes 

*Millennials are taking over retirement communities with golf courses. 

*The FTC just voided our contracts. Slimfast doesn't know what The Chamber of Commerce is. 

*A father from Oklahoma is experiencing a travel nightmare. Seriously, I am going to have nightmares about this guy's predicament now. 

*Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. 

 

-Everybody Wang Chung!!!

 

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*Was 16 the best of the teen years?

*Slimfast wanted to open a night club. 

*Four years after the lockdowns from COVID, and people still want to live in a van. 

*Best Grandma Ever helps beat up her granddaughter's bully at school. 

*Looks like the Tik Tok "ban" will reach Biden's desk soon.

*Jelly Roll quit social media because he got tired of being called fat. 

*Alec Baldwin vs Crackhead Barney

*Stop rinsing off your shredded cheese. 

*Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. 

 

-Everybody Wang Chung!!!

 

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www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo

 

www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

*Lazlo gives us a full report on his maiden trip to Topeka and what he thinks of the capital city. 

*What's the over-under on Lazlo getting his tag renewed before they expire? It all depends on whether or not Snowcone is willing to go to the DMV for Him. 

*Slim wants to know why the elderly widow living next door won't invite him into her house at night. 

*Taylor Swift broke all the records you'd expect her to break.

*Tom Brady is getting roasted. 

*Harry Styles will sleep easier knowing that his biggest fan has been arrested. 

*Did your parents wash your mouth out with soap? I thought every parent did that!

*Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. 

 

-Everybody Wang Chung!!!

 

www.lazlo.church

 

www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo

 

www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

*Taylor Swift dropped her album at midnight which means none of us have slept. 

*Time's Most Influential People list is here but we're not seeing Lazlo's name anywhere.

*The news only cares about Taylor Swift today. Have you checked on your Swifties?

*Why do some (non-celebrity) parents not want their kids' pictures on social media? 

*Thanks for listening to the podcast! Remember to leave a quick review and join us each weekday afternoon on twitch (www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo) Have a great weekend and we'll see you Monday.

 

-Everybody Wang Chung!!!

 

www.lazlo.church

 

www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo

 

www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo 

*Do parents really test their children's IQ? Who's the smartest person in your family?

*Did Aaron Rodgers casually imply that AIDS was created by the government, and why did it take the internet a month to catch it?

*Bryan Kohberger's defense team has laid out his alibi for the night of the murders. Looks like police will need to resume their search for the actual killer. 

*Hackers took down 911 call centers in multiple states. 

*Did Red Lobster give away too much endless shrimp? Lazlo thinks something feels off about this story.

*Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch around 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. 

 

-Everybody Wang Chung!!!

 

www.lazlo.church

 

www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo

 

www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo