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Is last-minute redemption really a cosmic get-out-of-jail-free card, or just another divine loophole?
Buckle up for a wild ride through the convoluted world of ancient prophecies and divine justice. In this episode, we recap the eyebrow-raising concept of last-minute salvation from Ezekiel, Chapter 33. Spoiler alert: it's as fair as a rigged carnival game. Then, we dive headfirst into the metaphorical muck of Ezekiel, Chapter 34, where Israel's leaders—those so-called "shepherds"—get called out for being the ancient equivalent of corrupt CEOs. With nods to Little Bo Peep and Toyland, we expose the religious exploitation and class divides that led to some divine smackdowns.
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But wait, there's more! The promise of a new shepherd, a.k.a. David (or is it Jesus?), adds layers of theological intrigue. We unravel the tangled narratives connecting David and Jesus, questioning the seamlessness of these sacred stories. To top it off, we delve into the prophecy of peace and prosperity, scrutinizing its relevance—or lack thereof—in our modern world. Are we seriously supposed to cling to these ancient texts in the age of iPhones and microwaves?
Join us as we sift through the inconsistencies and logical fallacies of these timeworn scriptures, all while maintaining a healthy dose of skepticism. This episode promises to be a thought-provoking journey through ancient and modern faith, challenging you to rethink long-held beliefs.
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Welcome back, heathens! In this snark-filled episode of "Sacrilegious Discourse," we tackle the wild and wacky world of Ezekiel Chapter 33. From the sausage fest of uncircumcised dicks in pits to God's arbitrary wrath, we leave no divine absurdity unmocked. Ever wondered why God needs a watchman or why He justifies murder with complex rules? So do we! We dive deep into the theological inconsistencies and moral gymnastics of divine judgment, all while laughing at Ezekiel's bizarre visions and extreme actions. Join us as we dissect the themes of disobedience, divine retribution, and the fantastical elements that strain the credibility of these ancient texts. Get ready for an irreverent romp through biblical nonsense—no stone left unturned, no uncircumcised dick unmocked.
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Join us as we dive into the gory details of Ezekiel Chapter 32, where God's wrath against Egypt takes center stage. Ever wondered if the Bible's terrifying imagery was more than just metaphor? We unravel the dark, brutal symbolism used to describe Pharaoh and his doomed kingdom. Spoiler alert: it involves a lot of blood and a crocodile.
But it's not all ancient prophecies! We lighten things up with a heroic modern tale of a Florida man wrestling an alligator to save his dog, leading to a candid discussion on reconciling a benevolent deity with the Bible's violent depictions. Expect snarky critiques on "Sunday Christians," the hypocrisy of weaponized faith, and a humorous exploration of the evolution of hell and circumcision.
Tune in for a mix of humor, critical analysis, and dramatic readings, as we challenge the conventional notions of faith and dissect these age-old religious texts.
Video of man rescuing his puppy from an alligator (I think I remembered it a little more dramatic than it was and I definitely remembered the alligator was bigger: https://youtu.be/W5GhcrBJ4Kk?si=FRnpH1n_lF0z80Yf
Alligator standing up and running: https://youtu.be/YJA4zOrSQDo?si=yENsCdwDakcMSP9M
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Join us on this irreverent romp through Ezekiel Chapter 31, where we kick things off with a quick recap of Wife’s harrowing ER visit and dive headfirst into the bizarre world of biblical prophecies. We expose the historical inaccuracies of God's failed prediction about Egypt's downfall to Nebuchadnezzar and dissect Ezekiel’s metaphor of Assyria as a majestic tree doomed to fall. The fun doesn’t stop there; we sprinkle in some much-needed humor by poking fun at the Bible’s odd obsession with circumcision and genitalia, giving us all a good laugh at ancient mindsets.
In between the laughs, we also introduce our shiny new Substack newsletter, promising more updates and cheeky commentary. Buckle up for a wild ride through personal anecdotes, historical debunking, and a teaser for the next episode on Ezekiel Chapter 32. Don’t miss out!

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Welcome back, dear listeners! In this week's episode, "Holy Commandments Batman! Louisiana's Gone Biblical," we're diving headfirst into the swampy mess of Louisiana politics. Governor Jeff Landry's new law mandating the Ten Commandments in every classroom has us rolling our eyes and sharpening our tongues. Is this a church or a state? Spoiler: It’s supposed to be the latter.
Join us as we break down this legislative dumpster fire, from the GOP's 40-year-long chess game of stacking local and state positions to the audacious theatrics of signing the bill. We explore landmark Supreme Court cases like Lemon vs Kurtzman and Stone vs Graham to explain why this religious overreach is unconstitutional and just plain ridiculous.
We also highlight the crucial work of organizations like the ACLU and the Freedom from Religion Foundation, who are gearing up for a legal battle against this nonsense. And if you're wondering why politics always creeps into our religion podcast, this episode will make it crystal clear.
So grab your popcorn and get ready for some righteous indignation, sprinkled with a dash of snark. Oh, and don't miss our upcoming episode on Ezekiel 31!
Stay skeptical, stay snarky.

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Chaz Stevens (Malicious Compliance Posters): https://www.chazstevens.store/We Dissent Podcast: https://we-dissent.org/Video of Jeff Landry signing the bill: https://youtu.be/R_XBSWQwyMQ?si=JKrmZEgdyjyJJIRrRachel Laser President and CEO at Americans United: https://www.au.org/about-au/people/rachel-laser/#
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Bible Study by Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Ezekiel chapters 26 - 30 plus our Q&A.

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