BANG the Internet Ryan & Chris

In this week's episode, we tell doctors why no one likes them anymore. We also explore the true meaning of "butthurt."

In the week's episode, we are become death, destroyer of Internets. We also delve deeply into the cyber-people left behind when we die in the real world. Oh, and Abe Vigoda.

In this week's episode, we think of the children. There really is a monster under your kids' bed, people. There's also one in their iPods, and another in their iPads.

In this week's episode, we take a look in the mirror and are reminded how awesome we are for not doing a podcast. We also take cheap shots at podcasts that get way more listens than we do.

In this week's episode, we delve into the false sense of hope Internet music gives us. It ain't West Side Story, and it ain't Grease. It's the first BANG the Internet musical. This week's featured free music came from Ol' Drippy and Kyle Woods & ShowYouSuck.

In this week's episode, we attack our own celebrity-obsessed closet monsters. We also appropriately rename the creator of TMZ, because we felt like it. The featured free music came from Tab & Anitek and Q Funktion.