Ben there, Sean that‪.‬ Benjamin Shepherd

It's the "Movies We Love!" episode. Sean and Ben discuss two films which they both greatly enjoyed- "Ready Player One" and "Dangerous Beauty". One of these films features boobs and jedi mind tricks. The other includes corporate espionage and a bad movie date. Which is which???

Along the way, Sean and Ben also discuss cool cars, copyright infringement, unusual books, and the King of France. What an amazing podcast!

Sorry about the audio quality. Ben finally got a job, so maybe he can afford to buy some mic stands so that they're not just shouting into a condenser mic from across the table. Unfortunately that also means he'll have less time for editing episodes. Look forward to big changes in our podcast as we try to figure out a format which better fits into the schedule of two gainfully employed dudes.

Wow! It's been seven episodes already? This week Sean does things a little differently. Instead of watching a movie, he read a book "Y2k9" about a gullible dog who was credited with saving America from having their toilets destroyed. Written by Todd Strasser, who is the author of the presumed vore classic, "Help! I'm trapped in my lunch lady's body!"

Benjamin just watched another movie as usual. This time he saw "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus". One of Terry Gilliam's worst films of all time, but one of Tom Waits' greatest roles. Also, there's a scene where Verne Troyer wears blackface. Seriously.

So if you like hearing stories about lying liars who get together and don't actually solve any problems, be sure to listen to us describe these two plots while we interrupt each other and laugh at our own jokes!

It's our trailer episode! We tried just watching a bunch of movie trailers and tried to be funny. Did it work??? Will Mountain Dew offer us a sponsorship???

Aquaman- great movie for narwhal fans. But don't expect any explanation for how he eats underwater.

Captain Marvel- They scanned her thumbprint. But how will she get back up after she falls down again?

Mary Poppins Returns- It's all magical and crap. Big whoop.

Overlord- Is it a movie or a video game? Plenty of drugs and spooky stuff, plus glory-holes. Or should we call them, "trust-holes"?

Peterloo
Turns out that wealth disparity has been a thing all throughout history. Who knew???

Robin Hood
Finally, a Robin Hood movie that does away with the historical setting and focuses on the archery. Go get 'em, Jamie Fox!

Running for Grace
It's a movie about blonde ladies, running Hawaiians, and drunk doctors. Probably no ukeleles tho.

The Happy Prince
Back in the olden days, you weren't allowed to have sex with hot guys unless you had a vagina. Naturally, Oscar Wilde runs afoul of this statute. If only there had been more glory-holes.

And then some movie about old white people with Alzheimer's. I forget what it's called. Rachel MacAdams isn't in it, so I couldn't care less.

Also, have you seen a tv segment from the eighties where there's a guy with Tourette's Syndrome? Because we really want to have a good laugh at his expense!

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It's our autism and trans awareness episode!
Sean and Ben watch two movies that feature milf t*****s, mediocre psychologists, and snatching!

Sean recaps "The Invasion" a film in which Nicole Kidman is a Mountain-Dew slurpin' vaccine-buster who has to save the dogs of the world from being killed by vomiting space autists. Also, can midichlorians provide an immunity against vaccines? Only Anakin knows for sure!

Then, Benjamin describes the 1980 Brian DePalma transphobic disasterpiece, "Dressed to Kill", starring Michael Caine. It's an examination on how the "straight razor" gender binary helps to perpetuate society's ignorance and distrust of trans-persons in America.

Sorry, but there wasn't time for any movie trailers this week. As usual, we don't recommend watching any of the films discussed during our podcast. But we DO recommend listening every week to hear about how clever we think we are! Don't forget- we're still fermenting and stinking!

"The gay episode!"
Sean and Ben discuss two films that fit the theme of, 'A man on a mission...for emissions'. Along the way they discuss their fantasies about playing catcher, not looking at boobs, and what it really means to be mounting.

Sean watched "The Runaway", an 80's sci-fi flick from the mind of the guy who wrote "Jurassic Park". Tom Selleck portrays a rugged moustache daddy who must stop Gene Simmons from blasting his "Love Gun" at Kirstie Alley. Also, acid-squirting robots!

And then Ben watched the homoerotic thriller, "The Eagle", starring Channing Tatum as a Roman conqueror who doesn't know if he's the master, or the slave! Also there's druids, but they don't have magical powers.

Just one movie trailer this week for the upcoming horror film, "E-Demon". It's a cautionary tale about the dangers of exploiting the elderly for fake internet points. This film makes a powerful argument against Net Neutrality.

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The theme for our third episode is "literature". Sean describes the plot of "Rebel in the Rye", which is a biographical film about that old phony, J.D. Salinger. Did Holden Caulfield try to get Charlie Chaplin assassinated?
Benjamin discusses the film adaptation of "Howard's End", which didn't have any zombies or minecraft, but it did have a rad house.

Then we review some film trailers. In "Heartlock", some prisoners are trying to escape from jail after they get their ducks in a row by counting s***s.
Jim Carrey stars in the Showtime series "Kidding" which would've been much better if they'd cast my friend Shoat instead.
Also, "The Frontrunner" which is about a guy who can't run for president because he has a sex scandal. Of course, the only monkey business we care about, pertains to usury laws concerning the activities of various primates.

Sorry about all the dead hooker jokes. Also, Koko definitely knew sign language and wasn't faking.