Diary of a D******d Chris Sicoli

RuPaul is the world's most famous drag queen and host of the Emmy-winning reality competition "RuPaul's Drag Race". He has released 13 musical albums (roughly three of them are good), appeared in dozens of movies and television shows, and has helped launch the careers of some of the most beloved drag queens working today. Most importantly, RuPaul is a dickhead.

Jimmy Fallon is the host of The Tonight Show on NBC, one of the most beloved Saturday Night Live alumni, and the star of several movies that people wish they could forget. Most importantly, he's a d******d.

Vincent Kennedy McMahon is the CEO and Chairmen of World Wrestling Entertainment. He completely monopolized the world of professional wrestling, and has made it his life's mission to create an empire both for himself and his family. Throughout the last 50 years he's found himself in the middle of scandals involving death, bribery, and the betrayal of the American dream. Most importantly, he's a dickhead.