Emotionally Online Maddie Dragsbaek

writing this to you as i'm FINALLY sitting back at my desk in brooklyn! i was in spain, then i got home and immediately went off to a friend's bachelorette so my time to edit has been limited but I'M BACK! and i've been filming so much content for y'all so strap in!! this week, we're talking about my joey chestnut fixation, the line between what your partner should intuitively know and what you should tell them, sharing a bed with friends while in a relationship, and how to be a good friend to your plus-size friends as a straight sized person. we've got a mini love island recap at the end but full disclaimer, we're talking about episodes that have long passed at this point... i'm gonna get us fully caught up on friday's episode but for now! let's feast on this! love ya!

hi besties!!! bit of a shorter episode today because i've gotta get my booty on over to SPAIN to hang out with some of y'all for a week hehehe but i'm here and we're talking about jealousy, conditional love, and OF COURSE, love island season 11 week 1. let's get into it!!!

summer is HERE, the weather is HOT, and i am SQUASHING THE DAILY PENETRATION RUMORS ONCE AND FOR ALL. today, we're correcting the record, talking about how often you should be having sex in a relationship, reductive advice like "if he wanted to he would" and the pressure to pursue a "wedding bod". lover girls assemble!!!

bumble... count your days... this week, i'm talking about bumble's insane anti-celibacy rebrand, making the mistake of recommending challengers to my parents, getting into a groove with the right therapist, and a follow up to the recent karaoke fiasco! oh also... i'm a foster mom now! which is the reason for my mysterious absence last week (i really thought i was gonna be able to plan, film, edit, and upload all in the same day... she was ambitious for sure) anyways! enjoy! and follow me on ig to see the foster babies!

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mango and i are back in the stu and today, we're talking about the latest in bisexual wins: challengers (sans spoilers!) and the latest in bisexual losses: me getting ketchup foot at the alamo drafthouse. then we're hitting some juicy audience submissions and handing out some tough love where necessary because hey! you asked for it!