I haven’t been able to leave me house since 1987. I just can't stand people, so unless I'm alone indoors, I collapse in a massive anxious heap. No Job, no money and my benefits cut over 3 years ago... but that hasn't stopped me. To put dinner on me plate, I had to develop some pretty advanced indoor survival skills. In fact I've become so good at indoor bush craft that I've ballooned to 28 stone. This podcast is now the only way I can communicate with the outside world. Maybe you can listen and help put a smile on my many face for the first time since 1973.