Go Flock Yourself Go Flock Yourself

In this dramatic season finale, Alfy has a pivotal conversation with Dave, the show's creator. Dave offers valuable advice on friendship.

Brandon tries his hand/wing at stand-up comedy. Velveeta tries to become an English teacher. Things don't go so well.

The birds have to decide: Do they return to the podcast?

Will Go Flock Yourself ever be the same?

Find out by listening to the season finale, which doubles as a special holiday episode!

Alfy interrogates Dave, the show's creator, about his laziness with content creation. Dave solves the problem by giving the birds freedom of imagination to create their own content for the show.

The freedom changes the birds' personalities and interests, leading to some conflict. Mean words are exchanged. Brandon and Velveeta quit the show. Alfy later realizes his mistake and becomes emotional. He leads a cover of the sad tune "Mad World," Will the co-hosts ever flutter back?

Brandon goes through an existential crisis sparked by his loneliness as the last living dodo bird. He resolves the issue by seeing a doctor who promises to make him asexually reproductive. But one issue arises...

Alfy the bluejay, Brandon the dodo bird and Velveeta the pigeon talk about celebrities, or, ahem, celebirdies.

Alfy leads Bird News. The segment breaks the story that Birdie Sanders wins the election of bird president, announces the capture of bread dealer El Chirpo and discusses sports, specifically the Philadelphia Eagles.

The trio ranks their top three crackers. Number one is obvious.

Brandon leads a guided meditation, one that quickly turns into a heated exchange between him and Alfy.

Alfy leads the podcast's crowd favorite segment, Three People To Poop on This Week. (This week's crown belongs to the Wright Brothers.)

The gang debates whether Russell Crowe or Larry Bird is a better celebirdy.

Lastly, Alfy raps Lil Pump's Gucci Gang, modifying the lyrics to "Goosey Gang" to fit a more bird-friendly audience.

Alfy the bluejay, Velveeta the pigeon and Brandon the dodo bird talk news, movies and music in the bird world.

Alfy introduces himself and his co-hosts, Velveeta and Brandon. They talk bird news, ranging from topics like education reform, Big Bird's latest DUI and the anniversary of the Great Emu War.

Brandon leads a guided meditation over calming bird music.

The trio debates whether Happy Feet or Chicken Little would win in an MMA fight.

The gang lists three people to poop on this week: Daniel Radcliffe, Cee Lo Green and Ace Ventura Pet Detective.

The squad debates the best bird movie of all time. Alfy and Velveeta agree the answer is Penguins of Madagascar.

Lastly, Alfy sings a little birdie song for his faithful followers: Bodak Yellow, hip hop's hottest single of 2017.