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This episode is a doozy!

The Guy Friends get an email from a married listener who wants to give his wife of 12 years the lesbian experimentation she's always wanted. Think that's heavy? It's nothing compared to...

THE TOOTHBRUSH LONG CON. Has a listener become ensnared in a web of sex, deceit, and Oral-B Pro-Flex™ toothbrushes? Her guy *claims* that the extra toothbrush in the bathroom is all for her. But where did it come from? What angle is he playing? Is that... LIPSTICK on the handle?! Tune in for the craziest caper the Guy Friends have ever encountered.

RL Grime
Hey Ma (RL Grime Remix) - Cam'ron Ft. Juelz Santana
https://soundcloud.com/rlgrime/hey-ma-rl-grime-remix-camron
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Pack up the U-HAUL and break out your sneakers — it's a whole episode about sharing space.

A listener was granted Late Sleeping Rights by a dude she's boinking. But do Late Sleeping Rights also confer Showering Privileges under the Articles of Copulation? Is it fair and reasonable to commandeer a towel in homo absentia, or does permission to do so need to be written and notarized? Justice Ginsburg weighs in.

This begs the greater philosophical question before humankind: when do you move in together?

thequartermaine
The Notorious B.I.G. - Biggie Don't Deserve You (The Quartermaine Blend) CLEAN
https://soundcloud.com/thequartermaine/biggie-dont-deserve-you-the
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Day 57: Supplies are running low, morale's even lower. You've been alternating thumbs to keep up, but you're not sure how long you'll last before the Swipe Madness takes you. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a familiar face pops up among the sea of Mikes and Brandons: it's a dude you're cool with IRL. Is this... salvation? Or the broken writhing of a dying madwoman?

And your dating profile: is it bad?

Mr.Masher
Hey Ya vs. Birdman, Drake, Lil Wayne
https://soundcloud.com/mr-masher-1/hey-ya-vs-birdman-drake-lil
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You know what's cooler than a million dollars? Dating advice.

Remember the early days of Facebook? Remember the poke? Remember creeping on people's posts to figure out whether they were fucking? The Guy Friends wade into the varied and tribal nature of modern messaging platforms. Is the Facebook message still the laughable domain of the drunk and the thirsty, and should we avoid it when asking each other out? Give us your BBM PIN to find out!

jamiemclean
Chingy - Alwayz Be My Balla (Jamie McLean Mashup)
https://soundcloud.com/jamiemclean-1/alwayz-be-my-balla-jamie-mclean-mashup
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The Guy Friends are all back in the same city! Now you can ship items on our Amazon Wishlist to the same address for added convenience.

Our first question is a rare one from a ~straight male~ struggling with commitment issues — he can't get an older woman to settle down for him. Is she stringing him along? Is there some way he can wrangle this into satisfactory situation for everyone?

And a listener is disappointed that her dude isn't making the most of himself. Can she nudge him into putting down the bong and picking up a book? Or even just a novella? The Guy Friends spark up a blunt... and honest discourse of this all-too-common mindset affecting young people these days.

SupaflyTNT
Getting Back Together Is Just A Dream (Taylor Swift x Nelly)
https://soundcloud.com/supaflytnt/getting-back-together-is-just
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Woe! 'Tis the last episode produc'd by our own Lauren Chooljian. Will the Guy Friends finally discover her embezzling? Nope!

Is there a good way to bestow a ~teachable moment~ unto a whiny, self-involved dude you're seeing? When someone suffers from inertia and poor perspective, is it worth your time to hold up a mirror? We're all just hurtling through space on a doomed rock, but the Guy Friends give their two cents all the same.

And weddings — we all hate them. But what's the best way to hide your scorn? Should you obscure your face with an Eyes Wide Shut mask, or just a simple wedding veil of your own? Tune in for this summer's hottest hate fashions.

DJ Hasan Music
DJ Hasan ft. Conor Maynard - Good Ones Go (Organ Piano Mix)
https://soundcloud.com/djhasanmusic/dj-hasan-ft-conor-maynard-good
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